MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[khajidont]

khaji seems to think so he hasn't shut up about my sodium intake since we went on the road cause there hasn't been time for more than jerky and chips but look at how disgustingly majestic that is

[runningstart]

khaji is a buzzkill and its ur civic duty to eat that and find out exactly how lethal it is

about twenty minutes later...

[khajidont]

I don't think I can do it man. That picture didn't do it justice

[khajidont]

its congealed parts has congealed parts

[khajidont]

I have failed as an American

[runningstart]

you have

[runningstart]

seriously dude ur even from TEXAS like im embarrassed for u

[khajidont]

You're right. I have to give up my heritage

I'll leave my ten gallon hat to you

[runningstart]

OH MY GOD DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE

GIVE IT TO ME

[runningstart]

IM NOT KIDDING IF U HAVE A TEN GALLON COWBOY HAT YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO GIVE ME IT

[khajidont]

Wally do you really think I got ported into Florida and then immediately bought a ten gallon cowboy hat

[runningstart]

youve had a year you literally have no excuse

[runningstart]

where r u ill eat that thing for u since ur too chicken

[khajidont]

[insert address here WHAT A DUMPY DENNYS THEY'RE IN]

Save me from myself I'm just stealing half of the eleven year old's meal

[runningstart]

omg thats actually nearby what a

c o i n c i d e n c e

[he may or may not have been casually stalking you guys]

10 min later

[runningstart]

crap i forgot

i cant go in tadashi knows me as just wally and gogo only knows me as kf

[khajidont]

Awww. Man secret ids blow

I didn't know you knew either of them

[runningstart]

says the guy more uptight about his secret id than me

how many ppl on that trip know about ur spine buddy

[khajidont]

Hey just because I'm strict with it doesn't mean I don't recognize its suckage

[khajidont]

Shinji knows

[Have you seen that hunched over guy with the long legs and the permanent scowl in your travels, Wally? Yeah. That guy.]

[runningstart]

i know tadashi and hiro because we work at starktech and i know gogo because we raced

which one is shinji

[khajidont]

Ohhh ok

Japanese guy. [That's like... five of them.] longish hair, kinda scowly looking most of the time, tall?

[runningstart]

why do u still bother with the secret id here

i do it because robin but why do u

[khajidont]

safety mostly. You never know who's gonna show up here and we don't know that nobody will figure out a way to remember stuff when they go home

Plus there's guys like the manipulator around and it would've gone a lot worse if he knew about all my powers when he possessed me. So probably similar reasons to robin?

[runningstart]

you mean all the bad stuff that he spends all day and night freaking out over