MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[runningstart]

family doesnt count theyre obligated

[khajidont]

Maybe this comes as a surprise to you but I was incredibly popular at school back home

[...with his two friends]

[khajidont]

But thanks I guess? It's too weird to sorta judge yourself [he looks like his dad]

but I don't think I wound up looking too bad either

or at least not in like ten years or whatever

[runningstart]

omg ur beard grows up

i wanna throw ur chin a bar mitzvah

[khajidont]

I was gonna get mad but now I'm just curious

Go on. Tell me about what a chin bar mitzvah would look like

[runningstart]

hold on i gotta look up what happens at a bar mitzvah

[runningstart]

ok so first obv a party

lots of food served all good for making facial hair beautiful and glossy

false beards required for anyone without a natural one

and u will have to read a passage from the facial hair handbook by jack passion

[khajidont]

You actually looked up a book on beard care for this joke

I'm impressed. I'll never let anyone say you half ass anything ever again

[runningstart]

DAM RIGHT U WONT

wait does that mean you were saying it before
you jerkwad

[khajidont]

Nah I'm just messing with you. I don't think anyone's ever said you half ass anything

[runningstart]

exACTLY

go back to lunch ur being rude
god kids these days with their TEXTING and SPINE MURDERBUGS