MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[khajidont]

how do you know you don't exist? You might have been born in like India instead of America

or maybe not for another hundred years

Or instead of Wally you're actually Wendy West

[runningstart]

dude

i already know what i look like as a girl

im mega hot

[khajidont]

What really?? When were you turned into a girl?

[runningstart]

what no

mgann was showing off her shape shifting and she turned into me but was a girl still since turning into boys is hard for her

and i was smokin i would so date me

[khajidont]

Ohhh okay yeah that makes more sense. You never really know with this place if something can turn us old then something could probably change us into girls too

Wasn't it kind of weird seeing yourself as a girl though

[He and Traci had discussed trying it out once, but figured it was too weird.

...maybe they should still try.]

[runningstart]

y

its not like i WAS a girl it was megs

[khajidont]

I guess but it's like close enough to someone you know probably exists out there. It'd be a lot less weird meeting them than being turned into them though

It was weird enough being old

[runningstart]

okay thats the second time you mentioned old wth r u talkin about reyes

[khajidont]

Oh was it? I guess I was thinking about it

like 75% of us got young but some of us got old instead. I was just in my suit whenever I was talking to you though so nobody noticed

[khajidont]

My point is is that it's weird seeing yourself look super different

me and Traci were talking about how we probably have different versions of us that are the opposite sex and she could probably give us a switcheroo if she really wanted to but we decided it would be too weird

[you know, regular girlfriend talks]

[runningstart]

back up we will come to the sex change date offers in a minute but back it on up

u got OLD
when all those ppl were turning into kids

did u take a pic

[khajidont]

It wouldn't be a date that would be WAY too weird

[khajidont]

yeah hold on. I took tons of pics but mostly of the people who got turned into kids. Or at least the ones who kept their memories

[Attached: OLD JAIME. He's sort of making a face in it, but that's what he's working with.]

Apparently I get beardy

Also I need glasses in the future so I have that to look forward to too

[runningstart]

dude

[runningstart]

and im saying this very seriously and objectively

[runningstart]

but congrats

[runningstart]

u do not stay hideously ugly ur whole life

[khajidont]

Excuse you I have it on good authority that I am very handsome right now

[...okay, not even Traci's called him handsome. His aunt does sometimes. Score one for Jaime.]

[runningstart]

family doesnt count theyre obligated

[khajidont]

Maybe this comes as a surprise to you but I was incredibly popular at school back home

[...with his two friends]

[khajidont]

But thanks I guess? It's too weird to sorta judge yourself [he looks like his dad]

but I don't think I wound up looking too bad either

or at least not in like ten years or whatever

[runningstart]

omg ur beard grows up

i wanna throw ur chin a bar mitzvah

[khajidont]

I was gonna get mad but now I'm just curious

Go on. Tell me about what a chin bar mitzvah would look like

[runningstart]

hold on i gotta look up what happens at a bar mitzvah

[runningstart]

ok so first obv a party

lots of food served all good for making facial hair beautiful and glossy

false beards required for anyone without a natural one

and u will have to read a passage from the facial hair handbook by jack passion