MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[runningstart]

nope hadnt even met bart this is all new 2 me

[khajidont]

Mannnn that's weird. I wonder if any of the other worlds here have as many alternates as we do? Because Bart and I are making a chart and it's starting to get pretty complicated

[runningstart]

uh

we have time travelers

in almost every world

im p sure thats whats up

[khajidont]

[....................]

Okay point

[khajidont]

We can't be the only world with a bunch of time travelers though

Maybe I should do a poll

[runningstart]

i dunno man i wont know until we can get our hands on that porter so we can take it apart

[khajidont]

Yeah guess you're right

[WHEN WILL TADASHI LET HIM TELL WALLY ABOUT THE DARN PORTER PROJECT]

[runningstart]

anyway i dont even exist in like three of those universes so what do i care I SHOULD EXIST IN MORE

I SHOULD BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT

[khajidont]

how do you know you don't exist? You might have been born in like India instead of America

or maybe not for another hundred years

Or instead of Wally you're actually Wendy West

[runningstart]

dude

i already know what i look like as a girl

im mega hot

[khajidont]

What really?? When were you turned into a girl?

[runningstart]

what no

mgann was showing off her shape shifting and she turned into me but was a girl still since turning into boys is hard for her

and i was smokin i would so date me

[khajidont]

Ohhh okay yeah that makes more sense. You never really know with this place if something can turn us old then something could probably change us into girls too

Wasn't it kind of weird seeing yourself as a girl though

[He and Traci had discussed trying it out once, but figured it was too weird.

...maybe they should still try.]

[runningstart]

y

its not like i WAS a girl it was megs

[khajidont]

I guess but it's like close enough to someone you know probably exists out there. It'd be a lot less weird meeting them than being turned into them though

It was weird enough being old

[runningstart]

okay thats the second time you mentioned old wth r u talkin about reyes

[khajidont]

Oh was it? I guess I was thinking about it

like 75% of us got young but some of us got old instead. I was just in my suit whenever I was talking to you though so nobody noticed

[khajidont]

My point is is that it's weird seeing yourself look super different

me and Traci were talking about how we probably have different versions of us that are the opposite sex and she could probably give us a switcheroo if she really wanted to but we decided it would be too weird

[you know, regular girlfriend talks]

[runningstart]

back up we will come to the sex change date offers in a minute but back it on up

u got OLD
when all those ppl were turning into kids

did u take a pic

[khajidont]

It wouldn't be a date that would be WAY too weird

[khajidont]

yeah hold on. I took tons of pics but mostly of the people who got turned into kids. Or at least the ones who kept their memories

[Attached: OLD JAIME. He's sort of making a face in it, but that's what he's working with.]

Apparently I get beardy

Also I need glasses in the future so I have that to look forward to too

[runningstart]

dude

[runningstart]

and im saying this very seriously and objectively

[runningstart]

but congrats

[runningstart]

u do not stay hideously ugly ur whole life