MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[khajidont]

wally EW

If that's the way you think they are then you better watch your back getting all cozy with them

[runningstart]

theyre apparently super uninterested in ginger kids wearing red and yellow spandex

cause they all be like

[khajidont]

[Jaime may have let out an inelegant snort right at their dinner table.]

You even used the right terminology!

[runningstart]

not MY terminology thats all horny ol janice

[khajidont]

Did you make that pun on purpose

[khajidont]

maybe they're just entomology enthusiasts

Spiderman's next

[runningstart]

oh yeah that guy i forgot about him

u should get together make ur own club
creepy crawly crime fighters

[khajidont]

Two spiders and a beetle

We'll be really scary

[runningstart]

well spiderman called himself an independent woman so youd b in good company

[khajidont]

Which one was it? Red suit or black suit?

[runningstart]

man i havent seen the black suit one i didnt even know about him

so red suit

[khajidont]

Yeah he hasn't been around too much. I think he's around Bart's age but from a different universe from the red guy?

You know the drill

[runningstart]

yeah i know the drill four times over dude

that is nuts would you think about that
theres FIVE DIFFERENT VERSIONS of our universes represented here

[khajidont]

Dude for real? I think I'm missing one

That's pretty intense though. You've never met alternate universe people before coming here right?

[runningstart]

nope hadnt even met bart this is all new 2 me

[khajidont]

Mannnn that's weird. I wonder if any of the other worlds here have as many alternates as we do? Because Bart and I are making a chart and it's starting to get pretty complicated

[runningstart]

uh

we have time travelers

in almost every world

im p sure thats whats up

[khajidont]

[....................]

Okay point

[khajidont]

We can't be the only world with a bunch of time travelers though

Maybe I should do a poll

[runningstart]

i dunno man i wont know until we can get our hands on that porter so we can take it apart

[khajidont]

Yeah guess you're right

[WHEN WILL TADASHI LET HIM TELL WALLY ABOUT THE DARN PORTER PROJECT]

[runningstart]

anyway i dont even exist in like three of those universes so what do i care I SHOULD EXIST IN MORE

I SHOULD BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT

[khajidont]

how do you know you don't exist? You might have been born in like India instead of America

or maybe not for another hundred years

Or instead of Wally you're actually Wendy West

[runningstart]

dude

i already know what i look like as a girl

im mega hot

[khajidont]

What really?? When were you turned into a girl?