MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[khajidont]

My point is is that it's weird seeing yourself look super different

me and Traci were talking about how we probably have different versions of us that are the opposite sex and she could probably give us a switcheroo if she really wanted to but we decided it would be too weird

[you know, regular girlfriend talks]

[runningstart]

back up we will come to the sex change date offers in a minute but back it on up

u got OLD
when all those ppl were turning into kids

did u take a pic

[khajidont]

It wouldn't be a date that would be WAY too weird

[khajidont]

yeah hold on. I took tons of pics but mostly of the people who got turned into kids. Or at least the ones who kept their memories

[Attached: OLD JAIME. He's sort of making a face in it, but that's what he's working with.]

Apparently I get beardy

Also I need glasses in the future so I have that to look forward to too

[runningstart]

dude

[runningstart]

and im saying this very seriously and objectively

[runningstart]

but congrats

[runningstart]

u do not stay hideously ugly ur whole life

[khajidont]

Excuse you I have it on good authority that I am very handsome right now

[...okay, not even Traci's called him handsome. His aunt does sometimes. Score one for Jaime.]

[runningstart]

family doesnt count theyre obligated

[khajidont]

Maybe this comes as a surprise to you but I was incredibly popular at school back home

[...with his two friends]

[khajidont]

But thanks I guess? It's too weird to sorta judge yourself [he looks like his dad]

but I don't think I wound up looking too bad either

or at least not in like ten years or whatever

[runningstart]

omg ur beard grows up

i wanna throw ur chin a bar mitzvah

[khajidont]

I was gonna get mad but now I'm just curious

Go on. Tell me about what a chin bar mitzvah would look like

[runningstart]

hold on i gotta look up what happens at a bar mitzvah

[runningstart]

ok so first obv a party

lots of food served all good for making facial hair beautiful and glossy

false beards required for anyone without a natural one

and u will have to read a passage from the facial hair handbook by jack passion

[khajidont]

You actually looked up a book on beard care for this joke

I'm impressed. I'll never let anyone say you half ass anything ever again

[runningstart]

DAM RIGHT U WONT

wait does that mean you were saying it before
you jerkwad

[khajidont]

Nah I'm just messing with you. I don't think anyone's ever said you half ass anything

[runningstart]

exACTLY

go back to lunch ur being rude
god kids these days with their TEXTING and SPINE MURDERBUGS