MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

10 min later

[runningstart]

crap i forgot

i cant go in tadashi knows me as just wally and gogo only knows me as kf

[khajidont]

Awww. Man secret ids blow

I didn't know you knew either of them

[runningstart]

says the guy more uptight about his secret id than me

how many ppl on that trip know about ur spine buddy

[khajidont]

Hey just because I'm strict with it doesn't mean I don't recognize its suckage

[khajidont]

Shinji knows

[Have you seen that hunched over guy with the long legs and the permanent scowl in your travels, Wally? Yeah. That guy.]

[runningstart]

i know tadashi and hiro because we work at starktech and i know gogo because we raced

which one is shinji

[khajidont]

Ohhh ok

Japanese guy. [That's like... five of them.] longish hair, kinda scowly looking most of the time, tall?

[runningstart]

why do u still bother with the secret id here

i do it because robin but why do u

[khajidont]

safety mostly. You never know who's gonna show up here and we don't know that nobody will figure out a way to remember stuff when they go home

Plus there's guys like the manipulator around and it would've gone a lot worse if he knew about all my powers when he possessed me. So probably similar reasons to robin?

[runningstart]

you mean all the bad stuff that he spends all day and night freaking out over

[runningstart]

whatever u wanna do dude

as long as its not because youre worried what ppl might think

[khajidont]

What why would I worry? Doing what we do is awesome

[He worries a little... but mostly, awesome.]

Anyway don't worry I'm good

[runningstart]

u know what tho u SHOULD b worried

[runningstart]

cause ur stealing an 11 yr olds lunch

what if ur fanclub finds out

[khajidont]

Then they can give me all their hats

How the heck did that even happen anyway

[runningstart]

dude its so easy to get custom hats made like theres stands all over the place in every single mall ever

[khajidont]

I didn't mean the hats! I meant the fanclub of old ladies

[runningstart]

apparently ur cougar bait

must b the protobeard and fiscal responsibility

[khajidont]

Excuse you they can't see what is GOING TO BE a glorious beard when I'm suited up

[runningstart]

BUT THEY R AWARE OF UR FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY???????

WHAT have u been doing with these old ladies you kinky freak

[runningstart]

yeah miriam i love how u cut those coupons out of the sunday paper

no janice dont buy that table from ikea check craigslist
yeah just like that
click that ad

[khajidont]

Well I mean they COULD be I tell most dudes I catch stealing about like financial programs and stuff

I don't really see how that would get around though I feel like most pickpockets aren't way into sharing that

[khajidont]

sounds like you've been spending more time with them than me th

wait

[khajidont]

You totally went to one of the meetings didn't you

[runningstart]

buddy pls