MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[runningstart]

apparently ur cougar bait

must b the protobeard and fiscal responsibility

[khajidont]

Excuse you they can't see what is GOING TO BE a glorious beard when I'm suited up

[runningstart]

BUT THEY R AWARE OF UR FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY???????

WHAT have u been doing with these old ladies you kinky freak

[runningstart]

yeah miriam i love how u cut those coupons out of the sunday paper

no janice dont buy that table from ikea check craigslist
yeah just like that
click that ad

[khajidont]

Well I mean they COULD be I tell most dudes I catch stealing about like financial programs and stuff

I don't really see how that would get around though I feel like most pickpockets aren't way into sharing that

[khajidont]

sounds like you've been spending more time with them than me th

wait

[khajidont]

You totally went to one of the meetings didn't you

[runningstart]

buddy pls

[runningstart]

ive been going to the meetings since i found out

[runningstart]

i have a hat

[khajidont]

Awwww I didn't know you were such a big fan

Remind me to give you a signed photo

[runningstart]

dont get too touched i make up stuff about u to tell them

[runningstart]

btw they think ur favorite kind of music is bluegrass and ur favorite food is blueberry pastries

if u ever show up u gonna get so much pie

[khajidont]

Well you could have told them worse things

[khajidont]

There's a bar back home that said that they carried my favorite bourbon until I joined the Titans and everyone realized I wasn't legal

[runningstart]

well ur legality is apparently not that important to these grandmas because they made a fanclub about a sixteen year old bug dude

luckily they all seem to think of you as like their sweet grandson bobby or whatever

but in private
WHO KNOWS

[khajidont]

wally EW

If that's the way you think they are then you better watch your back getting all cozy with them

[runningstart]

theyre apparently super uninterested in ginger kids wearing red and yellow spandex

cause they all be like

[khajidont]

[Jaime may have let out an inelegant snort right at their dinner table.]

You even used the right terminology!

[runningstart]

not MY terminology thats all horny ol janice

[khajidont]

Did you make that pun on purpose

[khajidont]

maybe they're just entomology enthusiasts

Spiderman's next

[runningstart]

oh yeah that guy i forgot about him

u should get together make ur own club
creepy crawly crime fighters

[khajidont]

Two spiders and a beetle

We'll be really scary

[runningstart]

well spiderman called himself an independent woman so youd b in good company