MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[khajidont]

Awwww I didn't know you were such a big fan

Remind me to give you a signed photo

[runningstart]

dont get too touched i make up stuff about u to tell them

[runningstart]

btw they think ur favorite kind of music is bluegrass and ur favorite food is blueberry pastries

if u ever show up u gonna get so much pie

[khajidont]

Well you could have told them worse things

[khajidont]

There's a bar back home that said that they carried my favorite bourbon until I joined the Titans and everyone realized I wasn't legal

[runningstart]

well ur legality is apparently not that important to these grandmas because they made a fanclub about a sixteen year old bug dude

luckily they all seem to think of you as like their sweet grandson bobby or whatever

but in private
WHO KNOWS

[khajidont]

wally EW

If that's the way you think they are then you better watch your back getting all cozy with them

[runningstart]

theyre apparently super uninterested in ginger kids wearing red and yellow spandex

cause they all be like

[khajidont]

[Jaime may have let out an inelegant snort right at their dinner table.]

You even used the right terminology!

[runningstart]

not MY terminology thats all horny ol janice

[khajidont]

Did you make that pun on purpose

[khajidont]

maybe they're just entomology enthusiasts

Spiderman's next

[runningstart]

oh yeah that guy i forgot about him

u should get together make ur own club
creepy crawly crime fighters

[khajidont]

Two spiders and a beetle

We'll be really scary

[runningstart]

well spiderman called himself an independent woman so youd b in good company

[khajidont]

Which one was it? Red suit or black suit?

[runningstart]

man i havent seen the black suit one i didnt even know about him

so red suit

[khajidont]

Yeah he hasn't been around too much. I think he's around Bart's age but from a different universe from the red guy?

You know the drill

[runningstart]

yeah i know the drill four times over dude

that is nuts would you think about that
theres FIVE DIFFERENT VERSIONS of our universes represented here

[khajidont]

Dude for real? I think I'm missing one

That's pretty intense though. You've never met alternate universe people before coming here right?

[runningstart]

nope hadnt even met bart this is all new 2 me

[khajidont]

Mannnn that's weird. I wonder if any of the other worlds here have as many alternates as we do? Because Bart and I are making a chart and it's starting to get pretty complicated

[runningstart]

uh

we have time travelers

in almost every world

im p sure thats whats up

[khajidont]

[....................]

Okay point

[khajidont]

We can't be the only world with a bunch of time travelers though

Maybe I should do a poll