MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

text

[performance]

I think they come from the Deep Web.

text

[runningstart]

omg nobody says web anymore what are u 50

now i just feel bad 4 u

text

[performance]

Cyberspace. The world wide web. The information superhighway.

text

[runningstart]

the internet is not a big truck its a series of tubes

text

[performance]

Do you know anything about hackers? Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?

text

[runningstart]

lskjaibuoaisdufasdfj
no stop im at rokw thyer looking atme funyy

text

[performance]

Way to shirk your responsibilities, West.

text

[runningstart]

shash

give me ur dumb list

text

[performance]

Emailing it.

[ Dick sends him a list of history books — indeed, pruned down to five — and the short shopping list from earlier. Since when does Robin care about kitchen supplies, anyway? ]

text

[runningstart]

dude u know that eggs and brown sugar are used in cooking rite

yknow the thing ppl do in the kitchen 2 make food

text

[performance]

Seriously? What a bizarre coincidence!

text

[runningstart]

did u hire some1 i sure hope so
im starving

text

[performance]

I'm not doing anything!

What time are you getting home?

text

[runningstart]

that is the most suspicious pair of sentences ive ever gotten from u

and i have gotten some shady crap from u i tell u what

text

[performance]

Ever? That can't be true.

text

[runningstart]

ok thereve been worse
but not many

what r u doing in our house

text

[performance]

Curiosity killed the cat, Wally.

... Okay, that was a bad choice of phrase.

No one is going to die. For the record.

text

[runningstart]

v. reassuring

ill be home in a couple hrs pls dont blow it up

text

[performance]

If I die, delete my browser history.

text

[runningstart]

ok dude ill publish ur browser history w/e you want buddy

text

[performance]

I hate you.

text

[runningstart]

love u 2 buddy 4 life

text

[runningstart]

[and a couple hours later-]

i cant find the last book

text

[performance]

[ It's a long minute before he responds. ]

Are you sure?

text

[runningstart]

70% sure

[which means he hasn't asked for help looking for it and probably won't]