MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[runningstart]

no im actually interested im really interested

did you seriously pimp me to him
i didnt think you were gonna do it no offense

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[lyingheart]

I said you had eagerness and intelligence and an eye for redesign and improvement. You'll have to be the one proving any of that.

All I needed was time. Patience pays off for things like these. Now it's your turn to act.

[ The long way of saying no offense taken. ]

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[runningstart]

[She said all that. Wow. Wally's actually kind of speechless.]

okay

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[runningstart]

thanks

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[runningstart]

I mean, thank you.

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[lyingheart]

[ Don't thank her yet, Wally. ]

There's no need to thank me. I also pointed out you're food motivated.

Either way, be sure it's what you want. Tony's an ambitious man, and a businessman. Be aware of that in anything you agree to.

[ Be smart. Think it over. In the end, she's not concerned about convincing him to anything - just being a two way conduit, for two men (Wally has that dubious honor to someone who stops seeing teenagers as children long before this world thinks they're adults) who have their own interests that might line up for a while, beneficially to both. Plus, she owed them both, in different ways. ]

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[runningstart]

ok did you set me up an interview with a scientist or the devil

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[lyingheart]

The devil is still in jail, so it's probably a scientist.

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[runningstart]

is that some kind of joke from your world or something

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[runningstart]

nevermind

look im gonna say 'thank you' until you say 'you're welcome' so you might as well get it over with

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[lyingheart]

No, Lucifer is the devil, isn't he? He's been in jail for over a month and a half. I'm not sure how the Earth religions work, but I've been told he's out of some section of them.

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[lyingheart]

And if you're going to be persistent, then you're welcome. Consider the rain check thank you officially cashed.

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[runningstart]

[not touching that lucifer thing with a twenty foot pole]

ok that works for me

maybe we can get your 3d gear to work that would be p cool

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[lyingheart]

Increased functionality would be appreciated.

What's "p cool?"

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[runningstart]

it just means 'pretty cool' i just didnt write out 'pretty'

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[lyingheart]

Ah, I see it now.

Actually along those lines what does lol mean?

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[runningstart]

'laughing out loud' but dont ever use that
only parents use that now its uncool

only use it ironically

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[lyingheart]

What does that mean? Using something ironically. What is irony?

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[lyingheart]

Is that the right word? Irony? Or is it ironical?

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[runningstart]

u cant explain the irony

its just something u feel

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[lyingheart]

That's completely unhelpful.

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[runningstart]

i know its unfair ur at a real cultural disadvantage when it comes to chatspeak

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[lyingheart]

Please tell me knowing chatspeak will not actually matter to survival here.

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[runningstart]

it matters for social survival

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[lyingheart]

... Social survival.