MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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i know its unfair ur at a real cultural disadvantage when it comes to chatspeak

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Please tell me knowing chatspeak will not actually matter to survival here.

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it matters for social survival

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... Social survival.

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its important

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... Define social survival.

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not being a nerd
getting dates
making out with attractive people

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Are any of these things actually important.

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getting with hot people is like right up there on my list of priorities just sayin

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[ Wh... HOW IS THAT ANSWERING ANYTHING ]

Wally, if that's your priority, why are you telling me?

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u asked if any of that was important

making out with hot ppl is v important to me

so i guess its up to you if its important but like i dont know why it WOULDNT b

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So your list of social survival is basically "things I want to do or not be called."

Nerd.

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how dare u

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You're excited about working as a chemist for a man known for being a brilliant engineer.

Accept it. Embrace it. You can still make out with "hot" people and go on dates and be the nerd you are.

[ ... neeeeeerrrrrd ]

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ill forgive u since u dont seem to understand the ramifications of being a nerd but let me inform you:

im not a nerd

im an intellectual

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also a genius

which is a label that gets a guy laid thank u

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So you're a smart nerd. A really smart nerd. A really smart, horny nerd.

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Why are you telling me this, again?

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y r u so self conscious about it

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omg do u like me

NOT HERE

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[ because this was the point where Annie rolled her eyes and walked away

Wally

Wally, please ]

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[and when she doesn't respond:]

u ttly like me
i knew it

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[ marks as read sometime later, sets aside. batting a zero, Wally, please return when sense strikes again

or show this conversation to Levi and watch what happens ]