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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

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... Define social survival.

not being a nerd
getting dates
making out with attractive people

Are any of these things actually important.

getting with hot people is like right up there on my list of priorities just sayin

[ Wh... HOW IS THAT ANSWERING ANYTHING ]

Wally, if that's your priority, why are you telling me?

u asked if any of that was important

making out with hot ppl is v important to me

so i guess its up to you if its important but like i dont know why it WOULDNT b

So your list of social survival is basically "things I want to do or not be called."

Nerd.

how dare u

You're excited about working as a chemist for a man known for being a brilliant engineer.

Accept it. Embrace it. You can still make out with "hot" people and go on dates and be the nerd you are.

[ ... neeeeeerrrrrd ]

ill forgive u since u dont seem to understand the ramifications of being a nerd but let me inform you:

im not a nerd

im an intellectual

also a genius

which is a label that gets a guy laid thank u

So you're a smart nerd. A really smart nerd. A really smart, horny nerd.

Why are you telling me this, again?

y r u so self conscious about it

omg do u like me

[ because this was the point where Annie rolled her eyes and walked away

Wally

Wally, please ]

[and when she doesn't respond:]

u ttly like me
i knew it

[ marks as read sometime later, sets aside. batting a zero, Wally, please return when sense strikes again

or show this conversation to Levi and watch what happens ]

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