MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[runningstart]

nevermind

look im gonna say 'thank you' until you say 'you're welcome' so you might as well get it over with

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No, Lucifer is the devil, isn't he? He's been in jail for over a month and a half. I'm not sure how the Earth religions work, but I've been told he's out of some section of them.

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And if you're going to be persistent, then you're welcome. Consider the rain check thank you officially cashed.

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[runningstart]

[not touching that lucifer thing with a twenty foot pole]

ok that works for me

maybe we can get your 3d gear to work that would be p cool

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[lyingheart]

Increased functionality would be appreciated.

What's "p cool?"

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[runningstart]

it just means 'pretty cool' i just didnt write out 'pretty'

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[lyingheart]

Ah, I see it now.

Actually along those lines what does lol mean?

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[runningstart]

'laughing out loud' but dont ever use that
only parents use that now its uncool

only use it ironically

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What does that mean? Using something ironically. What is irony?

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[lyingheart]

Is that the right word? Irony? Or is it ironical?

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[runningstart]

u cant explain the irony

its just something u feel

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[lyingheart]

That's completely unhelpful.

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[runningstart]

i know its unfair ur at a real cultural disadvantage when it comes to chatspeak

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[lyingheart]

Please tell me knowing chatspeak will not actually matter to survival here.

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[runningstart]

it matters for social survival

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... Social survival.

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[runningstart]

its important

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... Define social survival.

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[runningstart]

not being a nerd
getting dates
making out with attractive people

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Are any of these things actually important.

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[runningstart]

getting with hot people is like right up there on my list of priorities just sayin

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[ Wh... HOW IS THAT ANSWERING ANYTHING ]

Wally, if that's your priority, why are you telling me?

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[runningstart]

u asked if any of that was important

making out with hot ppl is v important to me

so i guess its up to you if its important but like i dont know why it WOULDNT b

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[lyingheart]

So your list of social survival is basically "things I want to do or not be called."

Nerd.

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[runningstart]

how dare u