MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
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KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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DAMN son GET it

who is it

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Sasha Blouse.
Do you know her?

She's from the same weird world Annie and the others were, so she's really into trying new things here.
We're gonna get French food!

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uhhh maybe her face dunno her name

but if shes from annies world be careful about what u feed her cause a lot of stuff made annie get sick

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?????
Like what? That would be THE WORST DATE.

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like all kinds of processed stuff
especially cheese she seriously died over that stuff but

idk maybe sashas diff shed probably know better than i would

maybe its like those kids whose parents wont let them have candy and then they go to school and shove skittles into their face and theyre sick for like five months but then they get the right enzymes or whatever to process it

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IDK! She seemed really into the idea of blue cheese until I told her why it was blue.
Then again, she also wants to climb the Golden Gate Bridge.

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she sounds right up your alley dude

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does she know shes going on a date with richie rich the ninja chihuahua

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She hasn't seen my ninja chihuahua skills put to use yet, but I'm thinking date two might involve some bridge-climbing.
Or friendship date two, or whatever.
I shouldn't count my chickens before they hatch.

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dude three years is NOT that much older

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It isn't?

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i dunno i dont think so
and you dont exactly act like a kid unless youre being a freakin jerk
whats the big deal

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That's true.
You're two years older than me and I'm way more mature and studly than you. :P ♥

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wow

im nice to you and this is the thanks i get

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Hey, I put in a little heart.

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not enough i demand at least five

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Aww, snookums.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :*

Dude, I've never been on a really real date, though.
I'm so behind on my romantic education.
Remind me that I'm totally suave for a chihuahua?

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no no no no do NOT put on the wayne charm

do not do it

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???
What's wrong with it?

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its smarmy
and not you when you actually want to date somebody

like if you wanna wayne charm this girl go nuts but
thats not how you act around people you actually like for real

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Oh.

... I don't know if I like her for real.
But I know I don't want to be smarmy.

So how DO I act when I actually want to date somebody, O Great And Powerful Kiss Wizard? :P

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idk its different

youre funny
and youre bouncy

be funny and bouncy its cute

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I'm always cute, it's in my DNA. ( ˘⊖˘)

Any other pointers?

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i got nothin else

except dont comb ur hair makes u look younger

[performance]

Okay okay, hair down, look extra handsome, got it.