MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
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Comments

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She hasn't seen my ninja chihuahua skills put to use yet, but I'm thinking date two might involve some bridge-climbing.
Or friendship date two, or whatever.
I shouldn't count my chickens before they hatch.

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dude three years is NOT that much older

[performance]

It isn't?

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i dunno i dont think so
and you dont exactly act like a kid unless youre being a freakin jerk
whats the big deal

[performance]

That's true.
You're two years older than me and I'm way more mature and studly than you. :P ♥

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wow

im nice to you and this is the thanks i get

[performance]

Hey, I put in a little heart.

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not enough i demand at least five

[performance]

Aww, snookums.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :*

Dude, I've never been on a really real date, though.
I'm so behind on my romantic education.
Remind me that I'm totally suave for a chihuahua?

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no no no no do NOT put on the wayne charm

do not do it

[performance]

???
What's wrong with it?

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its smarmy
and not you when you actually want to date somebody

like if you wanna wayne charm this girl go nuts but
thats not how you act around people you actually like for real

[performance]

Oh.

... I don't know if I like her for real.
But I know I don't want to be smarmy.

So how DO I act when I actually want to date somebody, O Great And Powerful Kiss Wizard? :P

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idk its different

youre funny
and youre bouncy

be funny and bouncy its cute

[performance]

I'm always cute, it's in my DNA. ( ˘⊖˘)

Any other pointers?

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i got nothin else

except dont comb ur hair makes u look younger

[performance]

Okay okay, hair down, look extra handsome, got it.

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especially the handsome part work what you got

[performance]

Careful, dude, you'll make me blush.
I guess a lot of this stuff should be obvious, but... thanks for the reminders.

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yeah

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and i guess

you were kind of right

with what you said before about me being dumb when i hit on girls sometimes

[performance]

Oh.
Well... yeah. But I always thought you were pretty charming when you were being yourself.
Obviously.

What brings this up?

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just been thinking about it for a while

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i mean you were a total jerk when you said it
but

like youd said you werent exactly wrong

i guess

[performance]

It's just that I knew you were better than the way you were acting, dude.

... I was also dumb and maybe a little jealous and shouldn't have said it the way I did.
So.
Sorry.
Seriously.