MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[performance]

Well, I like myself a lot. :P I know I'm a charming and wonderful person no matter what people call me.
I just had a Stern Parental Figure who more or less told me I couldn't tell any of my superhero friends my real name, or a clown with a knife would probably murder my entire Facebook feed.

But at some point I think I separated the two lives a little too much. Admitting that now.

[runningstart]

yeah the murderclown is a problem

does anybody else here know besides me? and gar

and alternate family too i guess

[performance]

Some of the other Justice Leaguers. Power Girl.
No one not from our world. Or some version of it.
But I guess it's good to know that whatever version of me they know loosened up.

[runningstart]

how come you loosen up

cause you move out im guessing??

[performance]

Maybe that. Maybe just getting older and figuring things out.
Maybe a lot of things.

Harley says I grow up hot too, so that probably helps. ;D

[runningstart]

omg u r so vain

when is ur date r u gonna have enough time to stare at urself in the mirror first

[performance]

Friday, and I always have time.
Besides, SOMEONE'S gotta think I'm fine. Might as well be me.

:* ~~~~~~* \o
(me blowing myself a kiss)

[runningstart]

i can do that for real

im faster than the average velocity of a blown kiss

[performance]

Are you bragging about your speedy self-lovin'?

[runningstart]

dam right

[runningstart]

wait that sounds wrong

no absolutely not
wally west can go for hours

[performance]

It was intended to sound wrong.
Keep up with my innuendo, Speedbump.

[runningstart]

shut up

[performance]

(•ө•)♡