MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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yeah def

better not use that 1

[performance]

Dude these are embarrassing but I'm not too proud to admit that they'd work on me.

FOR EXAMPLE: Are you a charged atom? Because I've got my ion you.

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u went from nerdy jokes to nerdy pickup lines what site r u even on

[performance]

It was in the related links section. Do you NOT want nerdy pickup lines? Maybe I'm trying to help you out here.

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dude nah u cant use nerdy for pickup lines they dont work on girls

[wally sweetheart NONE of the lines you use work on girls]

[performance]

Name one line you've used that's worked on a girl.

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excuse you

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plenty of girls like it when i flirt with them

[performance]

I know, I know. They live in Canada and I wouldn't have heard of them.

P.S. why would you be interested in a girl that doesn't like nerdy pickup lines? Do you think she's not gonna notice that you're a nerd? Like you can just keep that on the DL?

Because I have some bad news for you.

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what the heck dude thats not the point

[performance]

It totally is.

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well i happen to think my flirting technique works just fine

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and whats it matter to you anyway like why do you care

[performance]

[ CRAP ]

Hey, I'm just correcting factual inaccuracies.

And my recent track record with girls is way more successful, if we're counting.

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what

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what does that mean that ur more successful

[performance]

Oh yeah, you missed my birthday party.

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what i did not

[performance]

Spoilers: two girls.

Two kisses.

One game of seven minutes in heaven.

Full-on making out in the game closet.

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SHUT

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UP where r u im on my way

[performance]

lol like I'm gonna make this easy for you

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you prick

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all right im gonna find u on my own

[performance]

I'll try not to kiss anyone while I wait.