MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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plenty of girls like it when i flirt with them

[performance]

I know, I know. They live in Canada and I wouldn't have heard of them.

P.S. why would you be interested in a girl that doesn't like nerdy pickup lines? Do you think she's not gonna notice that you're a nerd? Like you can just keep that on the DL?

Because I have some bad news for you.

[runningstart]

what the heck dude thats not the point

[performance]

It totally is.

[runningstart]

well i happen to think my flirting technique works just fine

[runningstart]

and whats it matter to you anyway like why do you care

[performance]

[ CRAP ]

Hey, I'm just correcting factual inaccuracies.

And my recent track record with girls is way more successful, if we're counting.

[runningstart]

what

[runningstart]

what does that mean that ur more successful

[performance]

Oh yeah, you missed my birthday party.

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what i did not

[performance]

Spoilers: two girls.

Two kisses.

One game of seven minutes in heaven.

Full-on making out in the game closet.

[runningstart]

SHUT

[runningstart]

UP where r u im on my way

[performance]

lol like I'm gonna make this easy for you

[runningstart]

you prick

[runningstart]

all right im gonna find u on my own

[performance]

I'll try not to kiss anyone while I wait.

>>> ACTION

[runningstart]

[Robin's definitely not in Heropa. Not only because there's not enough crime, but because it's hot and there's not enough tall buildings. Wally likes running down here because it's flat, but Robin likes the room to jump and turn and show off. If he's fighting crime solo, he's going to go somewhere he's most comfortable.

In fact, Wally's betting he's up in Virginia, establishing a presence in the city they're going to move to. That's why he's going to head there first through the porters -and thinks about how he won't be able to do this if he unregisters, instead having to make the several hour trip entirely on foot- and begins searching for him in the dingier part of the city.

Robin? Made out with two girls on his birthday? No way.]

[performance]

[ Happy hunting, Wally.

It's gonna be a long search, because despite the bright red and yellow, Robin is very, very good at not being found when he doesn't want to be. Today he kind of does, though, so he doesn't make much of an effort. He does relocate a few times, though. Juuust to keep Wally on his toes.

In the end, Robin's perched on the roof of the courthouse amongst the gargoyles, legs dangling carelessly over the street below. He's eating a churro when Wally finally arrives. ]

Took you long enough. Got hungry waiting around. [ churro wave. ]

[runningstart]

[Wally leans against a gargoyle, panting.] I sure hope you got one of those for me.

[performance]

Weeeeellll...

[ Of course he did. ]

Here. Don't keel over or anything. I'm not dragging you back home.

[runningstart]

[Wally grabs it, climbs onto a gargoyle and gets comfortable.] All right, get started. Details. Right now. Two girls one closet.

[performance]

[ ... snort ]

Dude, is that seriously why you ran all the way out here? Because I kissed a couple of girls?

[runningstart]

Yes! Of course it is! [wally bites half the churro off] I'm y'r bes' fren' an' ah di'hen know dif!?