MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

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NO WERE GONNA GO SKIING IN THE ALPS
OR WHEREVER PEOPLE GO SKIING WHEN THEY DONT HAVE A LOT OF MONEY


but if we ever get a spaceship you bet ur britches were going skiing on mars
miss m can show us around

[performance]

I guess if our TV has made it there, they probably have skiing.
Maybe even 80s skiing montages.

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[WHAT A STUPID TINY DOG

Wally throws himself down and lets the wiggly little thing climb all over him, cuddling and making those obnoxiously cute noises people make when they love dogs.] Who has a stupid name?! Who is the cutest doggy here with the dumbest name ever? It's you! Izzit you? It's you! And I'm gonna steal you!

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maybe we would have to rescue a resort from being shut down by an evil conglomerate with the power of our friendship and sick snowboarding skills

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[khajidont]

His name is great, and he loves it, [Jaime says, as if affronted, but BB hasn't quite caught onto the fact that BB is his name now. The people they stole liberated him from probably called him something else, and he doesn't seem like the brightest dog in the world.

Much like his owners.

Jaime flops on the ground across from Wally, mostly because he's too lazy to keep on standing to watch BB ingratiate himself to Wally.]

It was probably really stupid of us to take him home.

[...but they did it anyway, so. Whatever.] You know anything about training dogs?

[performance]

The gravity's lower there, too, so we'd have way more time to do midair high fives in slow motion.

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[runningstart]

Don't say these things around your son, [Wally scolds, covering the dog's floppy precious little ears.]

I know so much, dude. Like- you have to love them and feed them and let Wally hang out with them as often as possible. That last one is especially important. [he doesn't know fucking jack shit]

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[khajidont]

Yeah, I think I might know more about dogs than you at this rate. You'll hafta bug Ted about hanging out with him. But, y'know. Be nice.

[Don't get on Ted's case again, Wally!! You'll make things real awkward!!!]


I've done some empirical testing with him. So far, I've discovered that he likes literally everything better than his actual dog food.

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we should put a minimum count on high fives

no less than two per shot

[performance]

So if there's only the two of us does that mean we need to do a double high five?

Stupid question, of course we do.

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[runningstart]

[he has no reason to get on ted's case unless teD CALLS YOU BEETLE JR AGAIN]

Unless the results are documented, you can't submit them for actual board evalu- ow ow, you've got some jaw strength you little punk! [Wally doesn't seem too put out but he does worm his hand out of the puppy's mouth and hold it up away. Puppy wants it back. Bring back that chew toy.] What's he peed on so far?

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yknow we keep hyping this trip up
im getting worried it wont be as awesome as expectations

[performance]

Honestly, dude?
I'd have fun just camping in someone's backyard and setting off bottle rockets with you.

Point is: you and me and turning off our phones for two or three days.

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[khajidont]

Uh, everything? I need to get some of that spray stuff. Or, you know what? I need to talk to Will. He'll probably train him single-handedly.

[Jaime watches as BB spiritedly jumps up and down, trying to get at Wally's hand. They're clearly playing a game of keepaway, and it's time for puppy to have it back, thank you very much.]

...then again, he might steal him afterwards.

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OK okokokok i agree yeah just

let me wrap up this project before i take time off
i need to tweak the formula for that new gel im working on its great it just gums up the applicator it dries too fast

let me fix that and then we should like both take off a week or something seriously
finals are almost done
ive got all my apps in i should hear back from those soon

gotta get on the financial aid but thats easy imports get streamlined for that if theyre registered i should be good

[performance]

Yeah. After work projects and after finals and after the ten other items that will inevitably pop up on our to-do lists.
THEN we can go.

You know, I checked my bank account, and I almost have enough to buy my own car!
Not a cool one. A seriously UNcool one. It'll probably still have a tape player.
But maybe we can achieve escape velocity in it.

We'll celebrate all your acceptance letters while we're on the road.

We're gonna do this. It's going to be great.
Promise.

Now get back to work, slacker. ♪( ‘Θ’)ﾉ~☆

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[runningstart]

Will would absolutely steal your dog, except he loves you so he might not. He would think about it. He'd probably take steps to do it if he thought he could get away with it without hurting your feelings. [Wally lets the puppy chew on his sleeve instead since it's a piece of shit t-shirt anyway.]

[khajidont]

Bet you he'd figure out a way to take him for his own good.

[But aside from enjoying BB, he thinks that the company will be good for Ted too. Being in that empty apartment with Booster's hideous bedroom haunting him isn't a good thing.]

I'd better not even show BB to him until he loves me most. Right now, he just, uh, loves everyone. Not a great guard dog.

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you know what dude

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youre right

theres always gonna be a ton of crap on our to do lists

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how short are you for that car

[performance]

I don't know. A few hundred?

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ive got that
lets go get it

[performance]

Dude are you serious?
Because if you are--

Let's do it.

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dude im serious lets swing by the bank lets do this

im tired of putting it off