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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
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Okay, correction, he is my best friend, and don't expect him here all the time; he's Ted's, not mine. He's just here right now because...

[Jaime jogs down the stairs as he talks, one wiggling dog in his arms, and boy, is he ever squirmy. His little legs seem to be jogging in mid-air in a cheerful effort to get to Wally despite being held but Jaime.]

...because I wanted him.

[Look, he has a supersuit, he can travel with the dog between cities if he wants to!]

Go on, attack him.

[Jaime plops him on the ground, at which point he does, in fact, run into Wally and straight into his leg with every sign of enthusiasm. BB's a terrible guard dog.]

[WHAT A STUPID TINY DOG

Wally throws himself down and lets the wiggly little thing climb all over him, cuddling and making those obnoxiously cute noises people make when they love dogs.] Who has a stupid name?! Who is the cutest doggy here with the dumbest name ever? It's you! Izzit you? It's you! And I'm gonna steal you!

His name is great, and he loves it, [Jaime says, as if affronted, but BB hasn't quite caught onto the fact that BB is his name now. The people they ~~stole~~ liberated him from probably called him something else, and he doesn't seem like the brightest dog in the world.

Much like his owners.

Jaime flops on the ground across from Wally, mostly because he's too lazy to keep on standing to watch BB ingratiate himself to Wally.]

It was probably really stupid of us to take him home.

[...but they did it anyway, so. Whatever.] You know anything about training dogs?

Don't say these things around your son, [Wally scolds, covering the dog's floppy precious little ears.]

I know so much, dude. Like- you have to love them and feed them and let Wally hang out with them as often as possible. That last one is especially important. [he doesn't know fucking jack shit]

Yeah, I think I might know more about dogs than you at this rate. You'll hafta bug Ted about hanging out with him. But, y'know. Be nice.

[Don't get on Ted's case again, Wally!! You'll make things real awkward!!!]

I've done some empirical testing with him. So far, I've discovered that he likes literally everything better than his actual dog food.

[he has no reason to get on ted's case unless teD CALLS YOU BEETLE JR AGAIN]

Unless the results are documented, you can't submit them for actual board evalu- ow ow, you've got some jaw strength you little punk! [Wally doesn't seem too put out but he does worm his hand out of the puppy's mouth and hold it up away. Puppy wants it back. Bring back that chew toy.] What's he peed on so far?

Uh, everything? I need to get some of that spray stuff. Or, you know what? I need to talk to Will. He'll probably train him single-handedly.

[Jaime watches as BB spiritedly jumps up and down, trying to get at Wally's hand. They're clearly playing a game of keepaway, and it's time for puppy to have it back, thank you very much.]

...then again, he might steal him afterwards.

Will would absolutely steal your dog, except he loves you so he might not. He would think about it. He'd probably take steps to do it if he thought he could get away with it without hurting your feelings. [Wally lets the puppy chew on his sleeve instead since it's a piece of shit t-shirt anyway.]

Bet you he'd figure out a way to take him for his own good.

[But aside from enjoying BB, he thinks that the company will be good for Ted too. Being in that empty apartment with Booster's hideous bedroom haunting him isn't a good thing.]

I'd better not even show BB to him until he loves me most. Right now, he just, uh, loves everyone. Not a great guard dog.

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