MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[performance]

I guess if our TV has made it there, they probably have skiing.
Maybe even 80s skiing montages.

[runningstart]

maybe we would have to rescue a resort from being shut down by an evil conglomerate with the power of our friendship and sick snowboarding skills

[performance]

The gravity's lower there, too, so we'd have way more time to do midair high fives in slow motion.

[runningstart]

we should put a minimum count on high fives

no less than two per shot

[performance]

So if there's only the two of us does that mean we need to do a double high five?

Stupid question, of course we do.

[runningstart]

yknow we keep hyping this trip up
im getting worried it wont be as awesome as expectations

[performance]

Honestly, dude?
I'd have fun just camping in someone's backyard and setting off bottle rockets with you.

Point is: you and me and turning off our phones for two or three days.

[runningstart]

OK okokokok i agree yeah just

let me wrap up this project before i take time off
i need to tweak the formula for that new gel im working on its great it just gums up the applicator it dries too fast

let me fix that and then we should like both take off a week or something seriously
finals are almost done
ive got all my apps in i should hear back from those soon

gotta get on the financial aid but thats easy imports get streamlined for that if theyre registered i should be good

[performance]

Yeah. After work projects and after finals and after the ten other items that will inevitably pop up on our to-do lists.
THEN we can go.

You know, I checked my bank account, and I almost have enough to buy my own car!
Not a cool one. A seriously UNcool one. It'll probably still have a tape player.
But maybe we can achieve escape velocity in it.

We'll celebrate all your acceptance letters while we're on the road.

We're gonna do this. It's going to be great.
Promise.

Now get back to work, slacker. ♪( ‘Θ’)ﾉ~☆

[runningstart]

you know what dude

[runningstart]

youre right

theres always gonna be a ton of crap on our to do lists

[runningstart]

how short are you for that car

[performance]

I don't know. A few hundred?

[runningstart]

ive got that
lets go get it

[performance]

Dude are you serious?
Because if you are--

Let's do it.

[runningstart]

dude im serious lets swing by the bank lets do this

im tired of putting it off

[performance]

Okay. Okay. Let's just do it this afternoon.
Let's get something responsible that gets good gas mileage and paint flames on the side.

[runningstart]

flaming lightning bolts

and we can weld our own hood ornament on lets find something in the kitchen

[performance]

Okay, but I'm preemptively vetoing the blender.

[runningstart]

HOW DARE YOU

i wanted to name it the dicer
how can i do that without a blender on the hood

[performance]

We could always use the Magic Bullet instead.

[runningstart]

but then wed have to name the car bullet or something

plus like
a magic bullet when u got a blender

thats like putting a calico on ur hood instead of a panther

[performance]

Or calling yourself Robin instead of Eagle.

[runningstart]

or calling yourself KID flash instead of something like

idk like something that would continue to be serviceable past puberty

[performance]

You're a Man Flash now, Wally.
Unfortunately, that has a different implication.