MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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[khajidont]

Probably because it is kinda mean. He really does do the whole hero thing even if it looks like he just goofs off a lot

[khajidont]

Mannnn that's weird. I wonder if any of the other worlds here have as many alternates as we do? Because Bart and I are making a chart and it's starting to get pretty complicated

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[runningstart]

dude like i love you but

u are a real nice guy

and he seems kind of like a blowhard

didnt he say he was there when this whole blue beetle thing started for u and they STILL dragged you up into space when you didnt know jack

idk man sounds 2 me like he shouldve put his foot down since he knew better than everybody else that u didnt know what was going on so like im not inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt

[runningstart]

uh

we have time travelers

in almost every world

im p sure thats whats up

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[khajidont]

He did and I got mad at him for it for a while

[If by 'mad', you mean 'pout incessantly at a swearing-in event and then talk it over thirty seconds later'.]

But he's been there for me ever since. I'd be dead if it wasn't for him

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[runningstart]

ugh i know ive been a lot nicer lately ok im trying

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[runningstart]

[ok

smack]

Centrifuge. Don't play stupid, you spelled it fine before. [Wally had heard Bart stop at the doorway, but decides not to bring it up. Bart does weird stuff sometimes. If Wally nitpicked every odd thing he did then he'd be here all freakin' day.

What he's doing is adjusting the meager pieces of equipment he has (and wiping down the inside of the centrifuge, THANKS AGAIN BART) and writing down notes in an open journal. And, sitting nearby in a clear plastic case, is a small, nondescript stone.]

[khajidont]

[....................]

Okay point

[khajidont]

We can't be the only world with a bunch of time travelers though

Maybe I should do a poll

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[khajidont]

Thank you. I'm sure you guys will get along at a kid's birthday anyway

[runningstart]

i dunno man i wont know until we can get our hands on that porter so we can take it apart

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[runningstart]

is this the same kid whose lunch u were stealing

r u callin in this favor bc u feel bad for stunting his growth because you were 2 weak to eat ur own dinner

[khajidont]

Yeah guess you're right

[WHEN WILL TADASHI LET HIM TELL WALLY ABOUT THE DARN PORTER PROJECT]

[runningstart]

anyway i dont even exist in like three of those universes so what do i care I SHOULD EXIST IN MORE

I SHOULD BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT

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[khajidont]

You caught me I'm just consumed with terrible guilt. Not over his dinner though I ran over his flowers

His name's Ken. Really serious but he's a great kid

[khajidont]

how do you know you don't exist? You might have been born in like India instead of America

or maybe not for another hundred years

Or instead of Wally you're actually Wendy West

[lasthugs]

You don't have your own food????

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[runningstart]

oh yeah gogo mentioned that
w2g running over a kids flowers days before his birthday seriously

ur fanclub is gonna lose their minds when they hear about this

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[moded]

Ow.

[Look at this whiner whining.]

Okay. Centrifuge. [He just grins and zips over to Wally's side of things, peering over his shoulder like the annoying brat he is and-- he recognizes that stone. Thinks he recognizes it, at least. It looks like the stuff they'd been looking for way back when. Back when SB got Ally.]

So what're you doing?

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[khajidont]

You're never going to let that go are you

[tadeadshi]

wow and this is so sudden, what will the armadillo paste say when I tell it you're breaking up with it?

don't know yet, got a few ideas but gotta wait until he forgets about it

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[runningstart]

OF
COURSE
NOT

WHY WOULD I EVER LET SOMETHING LIKE THIS SLIP THRU MY FINGERS

[runningstart]

dude

i already know what i look like as a girl

im mega hot

[runningstart]

what

[runningstart]

no of course i have my own food