MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[khajidont]

Thank you. I'm sure you guys will get along at a kid's birthday anyway

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[runningstart]

is this the same kid whose lunch u were stealing

r u callin in this favor bc u feel bad for stunting his growth because you were 2 weak to eat ur own dinner

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[khajidont]

You caught me I'm just consumed with terrible guilt. Not over his dinner though I ran over his flowers

His name's Ken. Really serious but he's a great kid

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[runningstart]

oh yeah gogo mentioned that
w2g running over a kids flowers days before his birthday seriously

ur fanclub is gonna lose their minds when they hear about this

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[khajidont]

You're never going to let that go are you

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OF
COURSE
NOT

WHY WOULD I EVER LET SOMETHING LIKE THIS SLIP THRU MY FINGERS

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[khajidont]

You know you probably have a fanclub somewhere too right

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if i do theyre probably all super hot girls who wanna get with this and couldnt care less if i ran over a kids flowers in animal crossing

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[khajidont]

Nope

Bet it's preteen central and they're all like nine years old

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[runningstart]

shut up ur gonna jinx it

anyway nothing could live up to the dedication these grandmas have shown u dude

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[khajidont]

I'm not jinxing anything I'm making an educated guess. You did see all your merch at the import convention didn't you?

I guess. Hey what do they even do anyway? It's not like there's much to talk about

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[runningstart]

what no i didnt go to any convention when was this

if u wanna know then u gotta come 2 a meeting

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[khajidont]

The import convention? I sent you a pic of someone dressed up as you?

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[runningstart]

what

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OH

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[runningstart]

HAHASDFKJ ok that was like months ago i forgot all about it

dude u sent me one pic of a dude dressed up kinda sorta like me like that doesnt mean merch tables ok

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[khajidont]

Dude there was totally merch

I bought some

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U BOUGHT MERCH OF ME R U KIDDING

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[runningstart]

I WANNA SEE IT

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[khajidont]

of course I bought it people were selling MERCH OF YOU

[Jaime thought it was delightful, unironically so.]

I'll show you when I get back home. Bart didn't get as much but he had a little too

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[runningstart]

U SHOWED HIM RIGHT

TELL ME U SHOWED HIM THAT

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[khajidont]

Uhhh not sure I think he was busy since I introduced him to his tiniest fan

She was like six and dressed up like him cuz he saved her teddy bear from a fire. It was enough to give you cavities

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[runningstart]

heck thats adorable

MAKE SURE U SHOW HIM HIS MERCH!!!! im trying to get him used to the idea of being a superhero that people wanna see around his self esteem is shockingly low when it comes to that stuff

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[khajidont]

Yeah I know. I've told him like fifteen hundred times what a good hero he is but it doesn't get through his skull

but sure I'll show him some merch, maybe some outside validation will help him out

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[runningstart]

yeah good

hey maybe hes got a fanclub im gonna start looking