MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
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Comments

[tardily]

they also have people who are TRAINED to take care of the things that go chomp chomp. and i'm pretty sure some of them have mom + dad + baby when it comes to the animals.

NO. IT'S JUST. even the kindest of people might not feed her. but you're clearly the kindest person in the universe and are immune to such ideas like that.

but not toppling yours. wally, i have no doubts you eat food like we're going to suddenly lose all sources of food, because i know my own metabolism nowadays and i might as well just eat my weight in food every day but I THINK SHE MIGHT EAT MORE THAN YOU. just maybe.

[runningstart]

sb said no zoos and if he ever comes back here im not gonna tell him to his face that i shoved his pet into a zoo because i didnt want to take care of her

he has enough people letting him down he doesnt need one more

about five minutes later.

[tardily]

noted. no zoos, i mean we could ask a zookeeper to come look at her though. or a vet or zoo vet. since pretty sure that regular vets are not equipped to handle that.

and i'm just saying it might be cruel to have her eat him. tbh if anyone'd survive getting eaten by her, it might be his stubborn self. because why die when his grudge hasn't been fulfilled.

and her dying because he came back up is a definite no go.

[runningstart]

ok fine we WILL NOT feed ur nemesis to the alligator

just yet
but the plan is on the table

[tardily]

you make it very hard to discourage this bad idea.

i hope you enjoy knowing that.

it's only bad because feeding people to animals is bad, mostly because it's murder. ish. a form of murder.

i appreciate the plan being on the table though. seriously. i'm not kidding wally. really really appreciate the option.

[runningstart]

wow ok now ur just embarrassing urself stop thanking me already

[tardily]

you will take my thanks and enjoy it wally. just let the thanks wash over you. enjoy knowing that i deeply appreciate the slightly misguided option.

:D i'll stop now. promise. :D