MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[runningstart]

ok fine we WILL NOT feed ur nemesis to the alligator

just yet
but the plan is on the table

[tardily]

you make it very hard to discourage this bad idea.

i hope you enjoy knowing that.

it's only bad because feeding people to animals is bad, mostly because it's murder. ish. a form of murder.

i appreciate the plan being on the table though. seriously. i'm not kidding wally. really really appreciate the option.

[runningstart]

wow ok now ur just embarrassing urself stop thanking me already

[tardily]

you will take my thanks and enjoy it wally. just let the thanks wash over you. enjoy knowing that i deeply appreciate the slightly misguided option.

:D i'll stop now. promise. :D