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MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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there's nowhere to run but the basement and that plays right into their plan

OMG Y R U STILL THERE

DO YOU WANT ALL UR FRIENDS TO GET SKINNED ALIVE PUT THEM INTO THE CAR HERD THEM IN THERE LIKE CATS TIE THEM TO THE TOP I DONT CARE HOW

DO U NOT WATCH HORROR MOVIES
MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

Getting gas so we can get out is kind of the point

I've seen too many horror movies to know that we have to have a full tank to make getting away worth it

obv u havent watched ENOUGH bc u waiting until the tank is full is how theyre gonna get you

they probly watered down the gas anyway so youll stall a mile down the road

[This text comes a few days later, obviously after the weirdo murder-sex hick family]

hey question

have you had lamb fries before

YOU FREAKING

I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU GOT TURNED INTO WAX FIGURES YOU BASTARD Y DIDNT U TEXT ME IMMEDIATELY ONCE U GOT BACK ON THE ROAD

aw you care

but I was driving dude, had to pay attention it was like pitch black and we were in the desert

r u freakin doin this on purpose u dick

no dude we just got to the hotel out here and I could look at my phone

[Okay technically he could just take his limiter off and use his technopathy to have the texts read into his mind but he didn't feel like it.]

THAT WAS DAYS AGO

im putting all ur tools in jello bye

dude no don't do that

that'll take forever to clean up come on

sry cantuse phonfe 2 mcuh hello

bye tasha

oh come on you big baby I got you so much bad road snacks not even hiro knows I have all this stuff

haha tasha

whatd u get me tasha

the chance to embarrass jaime in a month or two

[JAIME EMBARRASSED HIM AT DISNEYLAND. HE HAS TO RETURN THE FAVOR.]

or whenever his birthday is idk

when is it

it just passed but i need no excuse i love you

what happened how what whatre we gonna do what

wow and this is so sudden, what will the armadillo paste say when I tell it you're breaking up with it?

don't know yet, got a few ideas but gotta wait until he forgets about it

im sending armadillo paste a breakup text now u dont gotta worry about it

yes perf good
let me in on it i love seeing his face go red

I need as much journey music and bad whatever era they are music as you can give me

[HE HAS A PLAN and it will take months to set up]

DUDE

I AM SO ON THIS

wait did u just imply journey is bad

you do realize my first time ever hearing it was you singing it loudly and annoying jaime right

How could I like listening to journey after hearing you sing it first wally I ask you

anyway yeah we're going all out so whatever music you've got and his favorite restaurant

WHAT R U SAYING ABOUT MY SINGING VOICE????? DO U WANNA FIGHT ME?

No I'm saying your singing voice is so melodious and grand that I couldn't stand hearing anyone else sing those lyrics

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