MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[runningstart]

obv u havent watched ENOUGH bc u waiting until the tank is full is how theyre gonna get you

they probly watered down the gas anyway so youll stall a mile down the road

[tadeadshi]

[This text comes a few days later, obviously after the weirdo murder-sex hick family]

hey question

have you had lamb fries before

[runningstart]

YOU FREAKING

[runningstart]

I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU GOT TURNED INTO WAX FIGURES YOU BASTARD Y DIDNT U TEXT ME IMMEDIATELY ONCE U GOT BACK ON THE ROAD

[tadeadshi]

aw you care

but I was driving dude, had to pay attention it was like pitch black and we were in the desert

[runningstart]

r u freakin doin this on purpose u dick

[tadeadshi]

no dude we just got to the hotel out here and I could look at my phone

[Okay technically he could just take his limiter off and use his technopathy to have the texts read into his mind but he didn't feel like it.]

[runningstart]

THAT WAS DAYS AGO

im putting all ur tools in jello bye

[tadeadshi]

dude no don't do that

that'll take forever to clean up come on

[runningstart]

sry cantuse phonfe 2 mcuh hello

bye tasha

[tadeadshi]

oh come on you big baby I got you so much bad road snacks not even hiro knows I have all this stuff

[runningstart]

haha tasha

whatd u get me tasha

[tadeadshi]

the chance to embarrass jaime in a month or two

[JAIME EMBARRASSED HIM AT DISNEYLAND. HE HAS TO RETURN THE FAVOR.]

[tadeadshi]

or whenever his birthday is idk

when is it

[runningstart]

it just passed but i need no excuse i love you

what happened how what whatre we gonna do what

[tadeadshi]

wow and this is so sudden, what will the armadillo paste say when I tell it you're breaking up with it?

don't know yet, got a few ideas but gotta wait until he forgets about it

[runningstart]

im sending armadillo paste a breakup text now u dont gotta worry about it

yes perf good
let me in on it i love seeing his face go red

[tadeadshi]

I need as much journey music and bad whatever era they are music as you can give me

[HE HAS A PLAN and it will take months to set up]

[runningstart]

DUDE

I AM SO ON THIS

wait did u just imply journey is bad

[tadeadshi]

you do realize my first time ever hearing it was you singing it loudly and annoying jaime right

How could I like listening to journey after hearing you sing it first wally I ask you

anyway yeah we're going all out so whatever music you've got and his favorite restaurant

[runningstart]

WHAT R U SAYING ABOUT MY SINGING VOICE????? DO U WANNA FIGHT ME?

[tadeadshi]

No I'm saying your singing voice is so melodious and grand that I couldn't stand hearing anyone else sing those lyrics

[runningstart]

thats so sweet thank u

idk what his favorite restaurant is but i bet i know who would so ill go harass him

[comin ur way booster]

and ill get u a playlist to die 4

YOU LISTENED TO THE ONE I MADE 4 U RIGHT