MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[airshow]

I'm not seeing the contradiction here.

[runningstart]

you also ran away from a flock of flamingos

[airshow]

It was a tactical retreat!

[runningstart]

badasses dont tactically retreat from flamigos

[airshow]

Serious question: have you ever seen one up close?
THEY'RE THE HEIGHT OF A FULL GROWN MAN
AND THEY'RE PINK BECAUSE THEY BATHE IN BLOOD

[runningstart]

dude theres NO WAY theyre as tall as a full grown person im looking that up

[runningstart]

THEYRE LIKE FOUR FEET TALL YOU ARE SUCH A BABY

[airshow]

Oh I'm sorry, FOUR FEET TALL
A FLOCK OF ANGRY FOUR FOOT TALL BIRDS IS IN NO WAY TERRIFYING
YOU'VE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT

[ photos: exhibit a
exhibit b
exhibit c
exhibit d ]

[runningstart]

THEY PROBABLY WEIGH TEN POUNDS EACH AND THEY LOOK LIKE THREE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET GLUED TOGETHER

[runningstart]

AND THEYRE ALL FAKE IN THE LAST PIC ANYWAY

[airshow]

TOP NOTCH DETECTIVE WORK FLASH
CAN'T GET ANYTHING BY YOU

[runningstart]

DONT BE SUCH A JERK TRICKSTER

just because ur scared of a bunch of stupid birds
seriously didnt you face down the flash like every other weekend and THIS scares you

[airshow]

Counterpoint: your uncle isn't basically a fluffy dinosaur
And he never bit me

[runningstart]

he punched you

a whole lot of times

[airshow]

Yeah, but you expect that kind of thing when you put on the cape and the domino mask.

If the Flash decided to take a literal bite out of crime I probably would have retired earlier.

Way too weird.

[runningstart]

MY UNCLE IS ALSO NOT A FLAMINGO

so are you saying that if the flash was a flamingo you wouldve quit supervillainy

[airshow]

I would've run away to rejoin the circus.
I'm man enough to admit that.

[runningstart]

guess i gotta train a flamingo when i get back home

give him superpowers and everything

[airshow]

Dip him in a vat of radioactive waste!

Accidentally create your own worst enemy!

[runningstart]

I S2G IF THAT IS HOW I GET MY OWN NEMESIS I WILL QUIT SUPERHEROING RIGHT THERE

[airshow]

Now who's being a baby about flamingos?