MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[airshow]

Yeah, but you expect that kind of thing when you put on the cape and the domino mask.

If the Flash decided to take a literal bite out of crime I probably would have retired earlier.

Way too weird.

[runningstart]

MY UNCLE IS ALSO NOT A FLAMINGO

so are you saying that if the flash was a flamingo you wouldve quit supervillainy

[airshow]

I would've run away to rejoin the circus.
I'm man enough to admit that.

[runningstart]

guess i gotta train a flamingo when i get back home

give him superpowers and everything

[airshow]

Dip him in a vat of radioactive waste!

Accidentally create your own worst enemy!

[runningstart]

I S2G IF THAT IS HOW I GET MY OWN NEMESIS I WILL QUIT SUPERHEROING RIGHT THERE

[airshow]

Now who's being a baby about flamingos?