MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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oh i mean i guess thats
nice

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[khajidont]

So that's a no on dinner

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no i mean take her out to dinner yeah
make sure you talk about the weather and how the stock market looks
and then kiss her on the cheek at her doorstep too

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[khajidont]

Ok fine I get it

have you tried all of those places then?

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[runningstart]

HERE or in general
here: no

in general: OF COURSE

i have more suggestions if u need them

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[khajidont]

In general I guess. I'm good but

thanks

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[khajidont]

also how much of it actually worked? take that in a scientific curiosity kind of way instead of a judgey way because I'm not a bad person who would make fun of someone else's hair just saying

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*chinhair

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all of it worked naturally what kind of man do u take me for

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look srsly ur an unreasonably good person
i mean for crying out loud you dont want to take her 2 a movie bc you wanna be able to talk

just take her somewhere if shes already dating u that means she likes you

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[khajidont]

[This time, there's a delay, because that's... really nice. And not inaccurate, either. Wally's right. She's already dating him. He just has his future self's dates to catch up on.]

Thanks man. I just want to do this right

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[khajidont]

[...oh yeah.]

Her name's Traci btw. If you guys ever wind up meeting

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WHAT

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LSKDJLASKDFJASF

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REYES I HATE YOU

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[khajidont]

So you have met her

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WHY WOULD A GIRL THAT SENSELESSLY HOT DATE YOUR SCRUFFY SAD CHIN HAIR

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[khajidont]

And you were being so nice too

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[khajidont]

But yeah senselessly hot pretty much sums her up like 100% out of my league. Do you see why I want to do this right?

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heck yeah i do tread carefully

maybe figure out what to do with ur face i mean at least make an effort

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[khajidont]

I forgive you for your unkind words like the saint I am because

as you so helpfully pointed out she is willingly dating me

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SHUT UP GAHHHHH I HATE YOU

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me on my way 2 steal ur girl

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[khajidont]

Good luck being as charming as me

[did you like him better staring at the ceiling trapped by crippling self doubt]

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SON I AM ALREADY THERE I WAS BORN CHARMING I BLEED CHARM
UGH
I REGRET EVER HELPING YOU
IM GOING TO GO 2 SLEEP AND THINK HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU GOOD NIGHT YOU BASTARD