MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

text

[runningstart]

REYES I HATE YOU

text

[khajidont]

So you have met her

text

[runningstart]

WHY WOULD A GIRL THAT SENSELESSLY HOT DATE YOUR SCRUFFY SAD CHIN HAIR

text

[khajidont]

And you were being so nice too

Re: text

[khajidont]

But yeah senselessly hot pretty much sums her up like 100% out of my league. Do you see why I want to do this right?

text

[runningstart]

heck yeah i do tread carefully

maybe figure out what to do with ur face i mean at least make an effort

text

[khajidont]

I forgive you for your unkind words like the saint I am because

as you so helpfully pointed out she is willingly dating me

text

[runningstart]

SHUT UP GAHHHHH I HATE YOU

text

[runningstart]

me on my way 2 steal ur girl

text

[khajidont]

Good luck being as charming as me

[did you like him better staring at the ceiling trapped by crippling self doubt]

text

[runningstart]

SON I AM ALREADY THERE I WAS BORN CHARMING I BLEED CHARM
UGH
I REGRET EVER HELPING YOU
IM GOING TO GO 2 SLEEP AND THINK HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU GOOD NIGHT YOU BASTARD

text

[khajidont]

Gnight wally