MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[khajidont]

Probably should. I only really want to mention the murders though. I don't want her freaking.

[Read: he doesn't want to deal with PG freaking out.]

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[runningstart]

ok but idk if that pedo creep starts sniffing around the kids or something i would b okay with her freaking out at him kryptonian style

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[khajidont]

Yeah don't worry I'm keeping an eye out. Either way, he's going around killing people, so it's not like I wasn't trying to get him locked up in the first place.

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[runningstart]

true true

yeah ill definitely keep an eye out
pix would help did ur scarab buddy take any with his computery brain

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[khajidont]

Oh yeah. I'll get him to send one over now.

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Okay wow apparently he sent the creepiest one he could find.

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[runningstart]

wow ur telling me

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[runningstart]

did he try 2 feel u up should i go get an adult

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[khajidont]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't even joke about that.

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[runningstart]

what

WHAT

OH DUDE I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU UGH TELL ME U AT LEAST BROKE HIS FINGERS

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[khajidont]

Nothing like that he was just

Picture that face like five inches from your face while he's trying to hold your hand. It's not pretty.

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[runningstart]

that is a sincere badtouch jaime i think u need counseling

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[khajidont]

I think anyone who looks at him needs counseling tbh

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[runningstart]

srsly dude we should tell pg like

if hes killing ppl he needs to be put away
pg wouldnt KILL him or anything shed just take care of business

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[khajidont]

It's on the agenda. Don't worry, I know PG's trustworthy. She and the Society are from my world and besides that we've already worked together a couple times.

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[runningstart]

oh dude i didnt know she was from ur earth
thats cool

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[khajidont]

Yeah she and the leaguers are from my world. Apparently most of the teen capes are from your world and the adults are from mine. Go figure.

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[runningstart]

all of em
even those other guys uhhhh ted kord and chippendales carrot

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[khajidont]

Chippendales carrot.

Booster??

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[runningstart]

sure yeah that dude

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[khajidont]

I can't decide whether he'd be offended by that nickname or not.

But yeah, both of them are from my universe. How do you know Ted's name and not Booster's?

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[runningstart]

teds a scientist back home and in the superhero circle of course i know him
also jay knew his mentor so he talked about him sometimes 2 me

no carrot in my world i think never heard of him

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[khajidont]

Huh that's super weird. Where I'm from apparently they were kind of a package deal.

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[runningstart]

TED KORD and stripper carrot? thats weird

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[khajidont]

Well it helps that he's not actually a stripper. Or a carrot for that matter but hey maybe Ted is an open minded dude who wouldn't mind being bffs with a stripper anyway.

But where did you get the carrot part from??

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[runningstart]

dont remember but it left an impression