MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[khajidont]

I think anyone who looks at him needs counseling tbh

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[runningstart]

srsly dude we should tell pg like

if hes killing ppl he needs to be put away
pg wouldnt KILL him or anything shed just take care of business

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[khajidont]

It's on the agenda. Don't worry, I know PG's trustworthy. She and the Society are from my world and besides that we've already worked together a couple times.

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[runningstart]

oh dude i didnt know she was from ur earth
thats cool

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[khajidont]

Yeah she and the leaguers are from my world. Apparently most of the teen capes are from your world and the adults are from mine. Go figure.

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[runningstart]

all of em
even those other guys uhhhh ted kord and chippendales carrot

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[khajidont]

Chippendales carrot.

Booster??

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[runningstart]

sure yeah that dude

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[khajidont]

I can't decide whether he'd be offended by that nickname or not.

But yeah, both of them are from my universe. How do you know Ted's name and not Booster's?

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[runningstart]

teds a scientist back home and in the superhero circle of course i know him
also jay knew his mentor so he talked about him sometimes 2 me

no carrot in my world i think never heard of him

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[khajidont]

Huh that's super weird. Where I'm from apparently they were kind of a package deal.

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[runningstart]

TED KORD and stripper carrot? thats weird

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[khajidont]

Well it helps that he's not actually a stripper. Or a carrot for that matter but hey maybe Ted is an open minded dude who wouldn't mind being bffs with a stripper anyway.

But where did you get the carrot part from??

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[runningstart]

dont remember but it left an impression

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[khajidont]

I'm still not really sure how you got stripper out of him either considering half the people in the cape community goes for the spandex look.

Which looks really uncomfortable, by the way, but I guess running around in like sweatpants probably wouldn't look very impressive

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[runningstart]

i am v sorry that not all of us have bug computers attached to our spines who can make armor appear out of thin air sorry about that

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[khajidont]

Don't apologize to me apologize to yourself. I'm very comfortable.

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[runningstart]

well guess what my uniform breathes like egyptian cotton alright
the boys downstairs dont like 2 b suffocated

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[khajidont]

Congratulations on your breathable uniform.

But mine has A/C which is actually a weirdly considerate feature for them to build in

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[runningstart]

WHAT
YOU BASTARD

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[runningstart]

i want a bug on my spine now

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[khajidont]

Sorry dude I got the one and only one. It makes Florida like 100000 times more livable.

El Paso too for that matter. I don't know why I don't just live in this thing

[Because it's made out of his own biological waste. This is the reason why he doesn't live in it.]

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[runningstart]

i dont know either whats wrong with u

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[khajidont]

You're totally right. I should just throw away my civilian ID now in exchange for constant temperature regulation.

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[runningstart]

sounds like a fair trade 2 me