MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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dont worry you cant go wrong with theme parks

ie like six flags or disney
or wet n wild

i havent been to wet n wild but its a water park and considering its hot as the devils ballsack in this dumb state a water park is probably a great idea

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None of those place names make sense, but a water park is a park with lots more water? Not plants? How does that work?

[ do bertholdt and reiner even have modern proper swimsuits, can bertholdt even swim ]

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oh geez

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ok this is wet n wild

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and this is disney world

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but ur in nc arent u hmmmmmmmmm

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lucky you theres a wetnwild in nc

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Florida's a port away, arranging the rest of the transportation is the same whatever the state.

[ clicks around on this site she can't figure out what the hell she's looking at BRIGHT COLORS BRIGHT IMAGES MANY SMILES it looks pretty normalizing that might be good???

wow she really doesn't know what either guy would do really but reiner might be into this and bertholdt would kind of tolerantly suck it up. in NC there's like zero chance of running into anyone they knew... no people to set them specifically on edge. ]

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Do you have to go there to purchase tickets?

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i dunno probably not

u can do p much anything online now

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Maybe so, but how?

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click that yellow button at the top that says 'tickets & season passes'

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Now what?

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dear lord

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im coming over dont do anything

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Don't do anything? That could be

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like fifteen minutes ok dont touch anything jeez

[There's actually a knock on her door seventeen minutes later, too. Wow.]

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What does he mean fifteen minutes?

[ You know it's basically impossible for her to still have managed to miss every incidence that would point out that Wally's a speedster turning this into sitcom variety laugh track moments when she hears a knock on the door and twists her head around to the bedroom door. What the...

Annie takes half a minute getting down the stairs, phone in hand, looking heartily suspicious when she opens the door a sliver. ]

... Wally?

[ HOW THE HELL okay that's it there is something going on here that she's been missing what is it where's the studio audience laugh track while she makes a sudden realization already?! ]

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Hey. [JUST COMIN' INSIDE HOPE THAT'S OK] Are you trying to do it on your phone? Lemme see. [give him that comm]

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I haven't gotten around to purchasing a laptop yet. Tony said it wasn't necessary for now.

[ She hands it over, still giving him an openly surprised look. ]

But... where were you?

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Heropa. I have super speed. [OKAY THEN just no preamble or anything, just laying that down there for annie to do with what she will. don't mind him, super speedy teenager scrolling through her phone.] Oh my god you have like forty tabs open, do you know how to close them? How is this thing still working? I don't even want to look at how much RAM your browser is taking up, this is terrifying.

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[ Yeah Wally sorry this is Annie just staring at you not responding to anything you've said.

The.

Fuck.

Super speed?

Wow that's incredibly unnerving she knows the distances involved that is a lot of miles and time only he did that in fifteen or so minutes? It's not the most frightening thing she's heard here, that people had before or ended up with. Certain gifts, mind controls, those are frightening for what they might take away from her without permission. This is less so, but it's still - surprising. Unsettling.

From the young woman who turns into a Titan, it's hilarious, but it's also honest. ]

Ah... I don't...

[ Even know what he said since she mostly tuned it out in favor of all this wide eyed staring. ]

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[Okay well to be fair, he took it easy and just ran to the Heropa porter, then ran to her house from their porter. So he wasted some time actually putting on pants and sneakers, and obeying speed limits.

Still, that's not much by way of an answer and when he looks up, she's staring at him.

Oh.

Of course.

Wally sighs before resting a hand on her shoulder.]

Look, Annie, I know you have the hots for me. It's okay, really, it's very understandable; but I'm just not ready to start an intimate physical relationship with you. Don't get me wrong, you're pretty cute, like in that adorable petite way even- [for the love of god silence him]

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[ Does silencing him involve moving automatically to hook a hand around the back of his neck, pull forward, and kick out his legs from under him in all one smooth, forceful action, expression going from surprised to surprised to fed-up all in swift succession?

Because if so, Annie will so happily, gladly silence Wally with a throw, staring down at him with a look of perfect judgment of his idiocy on her face after the fact. All in an adorable, petite, going to kick his ass way... where Annie plants a bare foot on his chest to keep him down for the moment if she can.

Annie's enunciation becomes clipped and clear, her blue eyes cold and calm as she looks down at him, loose hair framing her face in a soft, misleading manner. ]

You need to learn when to shut up... and how to talk to girls.

[ A+ job on making yourself be that much less frightening just like that, Wally. You barely even tried ]

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[Yeah super speed does not equate to having one's guard up, and Wally doesn't have his guard up even half the time he's in an actual fight. Annie flips him like a pancake and he wheezes when her foot stomps down right onto his sternum. Oof.]

Wait, so...you don't have a crush on me?