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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

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What, to punch an actual gorilla? No. No way. Why don't we just ask Wolf if he'd like to play pretend and let me win a wrestling match?

Oooh, second thoughts, tough guy?

You know what, I wasn't the one who claimed I could fight a gorilla? That was all you. Which I like, definitely sell that, but we might have to photoshop some pictures.

This is a lot of effort just so you can like cute things, dude. Maybe I can dress up as the world's smallest gorilla and you can fight me.

Dude, you're such a midget they'd think I was attacking a baby gorilla. That's bad press. [Wally very carefully arranges his DNA molecules on top of Artemister atop his dresser.]

See, I was trying to compliment you for once and you had to turn it into elaborate fake gorilla wrestling. This is why we can't have nice things.

[ Dick rolls onto his stomach, watching Wally. ]

Okay, I have to ask: seriously, dude, what is that thing?

Pay no attention to the monster behind the curtain. [wow wally that sure was a dodge]

What you should be asking me instead is more like, "Geez KF, what can we do to make you more appealing to the masses here?" Because I need to extend my brand name. Nobody knows the Flash here so I've kind of lost all my traction, and since you're head of my fanclub I'm also making you head of my PR department. Congrats.

I'm gonna have to negotiate for a higher salary.

No, we don't do that at WestCorp. We just offer benefits and annual bonuses.

Edited 2014-07-21 06:49 (UTC)

I didn't know I got benefits. When were you gonna tell me about that?

I dunno probably after your leg healed. [wally u lil shit] Besides, isn't that benefit enough? [He points to the cast. With the cartoon princesses all over it.]

I'm feeling a little abused here.

[ Dick finally decides to stop making Wally's bed his (comfortable though it may be) and sits up, legs dangling off the edge. ]

These kinds of emotional wounds can only be healed with more cupcakes.

Uhhhhh. [YEAH THOSE ARE GONE.......]

Wow, dude. I think I'm Superboy's biggest fan now.

Puhlease, my fanclub is the second most popular sidekick fanclub in the world! I have scores of 'em! You should seriously look it up when we get back home. [Kind of unfair to compare that since SB's never been formally introduced to the hero scene, but Wally does not care.]

Well then I'm sure you won't miss little old me.

What're you talking about? You're KF's best friend. [Wally crumples up the wrapping paper and shoves it into the box to throw away later.] Wally's too.

I'm kidding, dude. Anyone wants to take over the presidency of your fanclub or the best friend position, they'll have to fight me. To the death.

[ He's still joking, but his eyes crinkle a little at the corners like Wally never gets to see when Robin's wearing sunglasses, the way they do when he's trying to pave over too much sincerity with bad jokes. It isn't really working, so, okay, he can be nice, too. ]

... You know, I'm gonna miss this when we go back home. I mean, a lot of it sucks, but this, here, you and me and visiting each other in the middle of the night just because we feel like it? This part's awesome.

I guess there's a bright side to everything.

You could always move out of Gotham. I mean, who needs to be rich and famous, and have a partnership with Batman anyway? So overrated.

Is that an invitation? Do you want me to come live above your garage like the Fonz?

Yeah, there's not a whole lot up there. Just like old bird nests and I think my baby crib. You're probably tiny enough to fit.

Sounds cozy. You gonna tell your parents, or just let them think the place is haunted?

I'm gonna compromise and tell them that it's haunted.

I'll trick the place out, Scooby Doo villain style.

If I don't go up there and see fifteen doors, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

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performance - 2014-07-25 16:15 (UTC) - Expand

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