MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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[performance]

Well then I'm sure you won't miss little old me.

[runningstart]

What're you talking about? You're KF's best friend. [Wally crumples up the wrapping paper and shoves it into the box to throw away later.] Wally's too.

[performance]

I'm kidding, dude. Anyone wants to take over the presidency of your fanclub or the best friend position, they'll have to fight me. To the death.

[ He's still joking, but his eyes crinkle a little at the corners like Wally never gets to see when Robin's wearing sunglasses, the way they do when he's trying to pave over too much sincerity with bad jokes. It isn't really working, so, okay, he can be nice, too. ]

... You know, I'm gonna miss this when we go back home. I mean, a lot of it sucks, but this, here, you and me and visiting each other in the middle of the night just because we feel like it? This part's awesome.

I guess there's a bright side to everything.

[runningstart]

You could always move out of Gotham. I mean, who needs to be rich and famous, and have a partnership with Batman anyway? So overrated.

[performance]

Is that an invitation? Do you want me to come live above your garage like the Fonz?

[runningstart]

Yeah, there's not a whole lot up there. Just like old bird nests and I think my baby crib. You're probably tiny enough to fit.

[performance]

Sounds cozy. You gonna tell your parents, or just let them think the place is haunted?

[runningstart]

I'm gonna compromise and tell them that it's haunted.

[performance]

I'll trick the place out, Scooby Doo villain style.

[runningstart]

If I don't go up there and see fifteen doors, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

[performance]

I'll make you proud.