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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

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Oh my god.

[Jaime actually sounds kind of thrilled. It's so fantastically stupid that it's wheeled back into being hilarious.]

That couldn't have gone well. What did he do with you, anyway? Just, like, keep you tied up so you could watch the show?

[no see he specifically avoided telling you about what HE was doing during this] What? Nothing. I mean yeah, that's what I was doing. Just tied up.

Oh, no you weren't, not when you say it like that. C'mon, Wally, spill.

UGGGGGH. [only because you're kidnapped and in life-threatening danger] Okay fine. He was. Trying to convince me to be his sidekick. ...because I already had an "appropriate color scheme."

[If Jaime could choke on a laugh over a mental link, he would. As it is, Kid just gets a weird sort of sound of amusement coming from Jaime's mind alone, which is a little bizarre.]

Ohhhh my god, for real? He was looking for a sidekick? Please tell me he pitched some names for you. Like Mustard Lad, or something.

[what the hell was that noise] Dude no, he wasn't even original. He was gonna go with Condiment Kid. [...okay] And Robin actually got pretty offended at his lack of originality. I mean he was gagged and ketchup'd at the time so he couldn't say anything, but he wouldn't stop ranting about it for like two weeks afterward.

[sorry bruh he can't control the noises his mind makes]

You know, I still haven't ever heard him rant before. He stays pretty professional and junk.

[...when they're not both freaking the hell out or when Robin's not ranting about Wally, anyway.]

I'd like to hear those rants. Then again, I wouldn't mind seeing what this guy's costume looked like either.

I'll draw you a picture. [it'll look horrible]

Robin's rants are funny because he gets squeaky the angrier he gets. If you can get him shrieking -it takes so much work dude, but it's so worth it.

Ehhh, well, I can give it a shot. 's not like we don't have the time.

[He has to find some form of entertainment around here.]

Gimme a hot topic issue. Like, is he really passionate about what he puts on his hamburgers, or something?

Ask him about charity skimming. Oh man, does that really grind his gears. Especially philanthropists who set up these charities and go OH YEAH WE'LL TOTALLY BUILD WELLS FOR THOSE POOR VILLAGERS IN WHEREVER and then build two wells, take some photos and pocket six mil in donations before happily submitting their tax paperwork.

Go on, ask him. I'll wait.

I mean, it's a reasonable thing to get mad about. But hey, why not, I got nothing better to do. I'll call you if anything changes, 'kay? Or if his response is really funny; whichever one comes first.

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