MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
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Comments

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Ask him about charity skimming. Oh man, does that really grind his gears. Especially philanthropists who set up these charities and go OH YEAH WE'LL TOTALLY BUILD WELLS FOR THOSE POOR VILLAGERS IN WHEREVER and then build two wells, take some photos and pocket six mil in donations before happily submitting their tax paperwork.

Go on, ask him. I'll wait.

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[khajidont]

I mean, it's a reasonable thing to get mad about. But hey, why not, I got nothing better to do. I'll call you if anything changes, 'kay? Or if his response is really funny; whichever one comes first.