MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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[ Dick laughs, trying to roll away and make an escape, which is difficult in his burritoed state. TACTICAL ERROR, MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE. ]

Hahaha! No way, dude, this is— ack, nooo!— this is just how I express affection!

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[Wally shoves all of his body weight onto Robin to keep him from squirming away and grabs his face, concentrating as he begins to draw a dick right on Dick's cheek.]

Hold still or I'm gonna express my affection until you're black and blue.

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[ Dick's still doing his very best to squirm away from his well-earned punishment, but being pinned in a blanket burrito with a naked speedster drawing obscenities on his cheek was not even remotely part of Batman's training. ]

Hey hey hey I left your face alone, no fair!

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[excuse u he has a towel ok that doesn't count as NAKED]

Relax, you can hide it with your mask, [Wally mutters as he goes into disturbing detail. His tongue even sticks out a little bit.]

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[ that is ALMOST NAKED there is one layer of terrycloth hiding his stupid freckled butt ]

That defeats the whole purpose— [ squirm squirm SQUIRM ] Ugh, when did you get so heavy?

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When I grew because I'm a reasonably-sized person, unlike you. Stop that, [and Wally digs his elbow into Dick's side to brace him and try to keep him from moving around too much before he finishes- AH THERE done!

He jumps off of Dick, fixes his towel and caps the marker triumphantly.] There. Dick.

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[ Dick is pouting phenomenally as he unwinds the blanket from around himself, scrubbing frantically and uselessly at his cheek. ]

Vandal. [ POUTING!!! He goes to dig a hand mirror out of his desk (it's useful for mask application, okay) and examines Wally's handiwork. ]

Wow. This is like... health class worksheet detailed.

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Yeah, I don't know what kind of health classes you attend, but public schooling isn't that detailed. [Wally tosses the marker in the general direction of Robin's desk before heading over to his closet to paw around inside. He thinks he left some clothes in here the other day when he changed into his KF uniform so they could patrol. They probably don't smell that bad; no worse than the stuff on the floor in his own room, anyway.]

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Well, prestigious private school. You get what you pay for. [ yeah no. time to google "how to get sharpie off skin" ]

... What are you doing in there? My clothes won't fit you, dude.

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Oh, good to know Bruce Wayne's dollars are going to a decent sex ed. [Wally digs his old sweatshirt and jeans out of Dick's closet and pulls them on. Good enough. UNDERWEAR IS FOR LOSERS.]

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Mm-hm. I'm prepared for anything now. I—

[ He glances over just long enough to realize he shouldn't have — really, Wally? REALLY? — and turns pointedly back to his search. ]

... It says rubbing alcohol works. So maybe if you bathe in it.

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Yup, because I'm real eager to smell like a hospital room. You jerk. [Wally carefully zips up his jeans and this hoodie might be a mistake, but what the fuck else is he going to wear? ROBIN DREW ALL DOWN HIS ARMS.]

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[ Yes, but there's a DICK ON HIS FACE NOW so that counts as even. ]

You didn't even see the best part.

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I don't really wanna see the best part. I'm okay with remaining blissfully ignorant of the best part. [Wally jabs a finger in Dick's direction.] Don't think that little scribble is the only payback you'll be getting, either.

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Sorry if I'm not quaking with fear.

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Yeah, I'll fix that. You'll rue the day you started a prank war with a chemist. [Speaking of, Wally has work to get to. He rolls up his sleeves and glares at Dick, pointing two fingers to his own eyes and then in Rob's direction.

Always watching.]

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[ THAT ONLY MAKES HIM GIGGLE MORE sorry wally your bff is a dick ]

Chemistry vs. ninja, though.

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Science beats everything! [Wally throws his towel at Robin's head before ducking out of his room. He's going to spend his entire shift plotting his revenge. JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL HE GETS HOME, YOU PUNKASS.]