MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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[runningstart]

Oh, good to know Bruce Wayne's dollars are going to a decent sex ed. [Wally digs his old sweatshirt and jeans out of Dick's closet and pulls them on. Good enough. UNDERWEAR IS FOR LOSERS.]

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Mm-hm. I'm prepared for anything now. I—

[ He glances over just long enough to realize he shouldn't have — really, Wally? REALLY? — and turns pointedly back to his search. ]

... It says rubbing alcohol works. So maybe if you bathe in it.

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Yup, because I'm real eager to smell like a hospital room. You jerk. [Wally carefully zips up his jeans and this hoodie might be a mistake, but what the fuck else is he going to wear? ROBIN DREW ALL DOWN HIS ARMS.]

[performance]

[ Yes, but there's a DICK ON HIS FACE NOW so that counts as even. ]

You didn't even see the best part.

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I don't really wanna see the best part. I'm okay with remaining blissfully ignorant of the best part. [Wally jabs a finger in Dick's direction.] Don't think that little scribble is the only payback you'll be getting, either.

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Sorry if I'm not quaking with fear.

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Yeah, I'll fix that. You'll rue the day you started a prank war with a chemist. [Speaking of, Wally has work to get to. He rolls up his sleeves and glares at Dick, pointing two fingers to his own eyes and then in Rob's direction.

Always watching.]

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[ THAT ONLY MAKES HIM GIGGLE MORE sorry wally your bff is a dick ]

Chemistry vs. ninja, though.

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Science beats everything! [Wally throws his towel at Robin's head before ducking out of his room. He's going to spend his entire shift plotting his revenge. JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL HE GETS HOME, YOU PUNKASS.]