MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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[runningstart]

YAWN.

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[runningstart]

oh i mean i guess thats
nice

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[khajidont]

So that's a no on dinner

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[runningstart]

no i mean take her out to dinner yeah
make sure you talk about the weather and how the stock market looks
and then kiss her on the cheek at her doorstep too

[runningstart]

Trippy. Well, congrats on becoming younger again. Chronologically speaking. You are a man trapped in the body of a slightly younger man now.

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[khajidont]

Ok fine I get it

have you tried all of those places then?

[moded]

okay but no backing out of that one

unless theyre sour cream chips cause those are DEFINITELY feeling the mode

[But, sure enough, about an hour and a half later there's a knock at the door. If anything, the time the run took as well as the fact that Bart didn't just zip in should say that he's... actually pretty bummed about this. He really liked Carrie. They had fun together and she went with him to Brazil and he could actually carry her around like his gramps and Wally and Jay could.

They were a good team and he- ... he doesn't know if he'll be able to see her again.]

[animalage]

Occasionally I'm a man trapped in the body of a pig, fish, dog, rat, horse... Being a little younger doesn't bother me too much.

[runningstart]

[Soon as the door opens Bart gets a bag of Cheetos shoved into his hands. He's already got his own bag of white cheddar popcorn in the crook of his elbow, cheese dust all around his mouth. There's about five more bags of chips scattered around the couch.] I just put on Sharknado. Let's do this.

[Wally is a little muted himself. After Bart mentioned CK Wally had to take a look at his comm and- right. Artemis is gone too. Again. Maybe she'll be back, and maybe she won't. What's it matter, right? She hated it here. And now that he knows she's not actually dead back home, he's fine with her going back, seriously. Not a big deal.]

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[runningstart]

HERE or in general
here: no

in general: OF COURSE

i have more suggestions if u need them

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[khajidont]

In general I guess. I'm good but

thanks

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[khajidont]

also how much of it actually worked? take that in a scientific curiosity kind of way instead of a judgey way because I'm not a bad person who would make fun of someone else's hair just saying

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[performance]

I think Artemis went home again.

[ and he didn't break the news to Wally in person this time, either. ]

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[runningstart]

yeah

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just found out a few minutes ago

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barts over we are watching sharknado

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rob......

ck is gone too

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*chinhair

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[runningstart]

all of it worked naturally what kind of man do u take me for

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look srsly ur an unreasonably good person
i mean for crying out loud you dont want to take her 2 a movie bc you wanna be able to talk

just take her somewhere if shes already dating u that means she likes you

[performance]

Oh.

[performance]

Okay. Thanks for letting me know.

[performance]

Is Bart okay?

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hell be fine

are you gonna join us theres plenty of chips and feeling sorry for ourselves available

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actually you might wanna get your own bag on the way home if you do