MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[animalage]

Three months, give or t-- actually. You know it was pretty much exactly three months.

[runningstart]

Trippy. Well, congrats on becoming younger again. Chronologically speaking. You are a man trapped in the body of a slightly younger man now.

[animalage]

Occasionally I'm a man trapped in the body of a pig, fish, dog, rat, horse... Being a little younger doesn't bother me too much.

[runningstart]

Not sure if that counts as trapped? Since you can change back and all. But you'll never recover those lost moments of your youth, dude. You're an old man now.

[animalage]

Oh no!

[animalage]

Well, at least now I can yell at kids to get off my lawn. I guess that's a plus.

[runningstart]

You should probably at least write a memoir. That amount of life experience is invaluable. You'd break bank.