MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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forward dated letter | THAT BOOK HAHAHA

[lyingheart]

[ So you know what Annie was not expecting by and large for Christmas? Anything. Know what she got? Something. Some research showed that thank you notes were considered a polite way of acknowledging gifts, and so here is the note she writes and delivers sometime after Christmas, and before the New Year: ]

If you ever want to reconsider learning defensive hand to hand combat, you know where to find me. I promise, no axes are involved.

May the New Year see you well.

- A. Leonhart

Christmas Morning!

[bioshift]

[ MARTIAN SANTA VISITED-

Because there will be a new, neatly wrapped present wherever is most applicable in your place. In it, Wally will find magnets and his very own mug and a note that reads: Merry Christmas, Wally! ~ Hugs, M'gann. ]

Presents!

[moded]

[Mid morning on the 25th, there's a whirlwind sweeping through Wally's house, and Bart does slow down enough that he's able to annoy Wally thoroughly with a barrage of poking and laughing and stealing some food from his fridge but he leaves as soon as he comes dropping presents in his wake.

He thought long and hard about what to get his cousin, and in the end... he just couldn't find something that really embodied all of what he wants to say. But when Wally opens the wrapped up box Bart left for him, he'll find a customized snowglobe of Keystone City. At least as far as Bart could remember Keystone.]

[you_tried]

nuh-uh

i got future genes

they fixed all that

[runningstart]

[and a few hours later:]

ur housemates dont like it when i waltz in the front door like i own the place
also the cupcakes were awesome thank u

[lyingheart]

Did you not knock.

You're welcome. It's good you enjoyed them.

[runningstart]

r u telling me ur immune to cancer

[you_tried]

I might be

[runningstart]

well then i guess we had better get u 2 a lab

4 dissection

4 the good of the human race

[you_tried]

I don't know a lot about science but that doesn't sound like proper procedure

[runningstart]

then i think u should leave science to the scientists
like myself

[you_tried]

I don't know you well enough to let you dissect me

[runningstart]

probably for the best
my specialty isnt biology anyway
ill find someone dont u worry

call

[animalage]

[Ring ring. Guess who wants to hear your voice.]

[runningstart]

[PICKING UP] Dude, Gar! You're back! Oh man, M'gann's gonna be so stoked.

[animalage]

["AND YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!" okay no don't say that.]

Yup, I'm back! That's sure a thing. Just took a quickly trip home.

[runningstart]

[Snort.] 'Kay, well, how long were you back home for? 'Cause only being gone a few days here doesn't mean anything.

text

[moded]

how do you know someones gone?

[animalage]

Three months, give or t-- actually. You know it was pretty much exactly three months.

audio;

[aviate]

[Once the initial surprise at seeing Wally had worn off, there was something that had briefly come up in their conversation that had continued to bother him.]

Hey, do you have a guardian here? I should of asked this earlier, I can feel Iris giving me that look through worlds.

[Feel free to lie. In fact, Hal almost wants him to lie.]

audio;

[runningstart]

[dear god no please do not be suggesting what wally thinks you are suggesting]

What? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's like so incredibly covered. That's very covered. That's like covered like CNN. [he loves you hal but
no
ever]

audio;

[aviate]

Great! For a moment there I thought I'd have to call child services or ask Bruce.

[Hal trusts Bruce more than he trusts himself. At least Bruce has a bunch of kids he adopted. Never in a million years is he going to do that. He is the fun uncle. He shows up the loser parental figures with his awesome ways, but that is the extent of it.]

Who is it anyway?

audio;

[runningstart]

[flaps mouth for a second]

Uh-

K-Kotetsu. Yeah. He's a lot like Uncle Barry actually. Good guy.

video;

[aviate]

[WALLY, PLEASE LIE BETTER. THIS IS FOR BOTH OF THEIR SAKES.]

I think I misheard that because I swear you just said the guy I room with.

video;

[runningstart]

[FUCK]

No, that's him! I mean, he checks in really often. I told him he didn't have to live with me, I didn't want to live in government housing and he was like, "Hey. You can only move out if you prove that you can handle it, and I'm gonna check in with you like every day. You better stay on the straight and narrow, kid, or I'll be haulin' yer ass right back to Florida before you can spit."

[THAT

SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE WHAT KOTETSU WOULD SAY]