MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

audio;

[aviate]

Great! For a moment there I thought I'd have to call child services or ask Bruce.

[Hal trusts Bruce more than he trusts himself. At least Bruce has a bunch of kids he adopted. Never in a million years is he going to do that. He is the fun uncle. He shows up the loser parental figures with his awesome ways, but that is the extent of it.]

Who is it anyway?

audio;

[runningstart]

[flaps mouth for a second]

Uh-

K-Kotetsu. Yeah. He's a lot like Uncle Barry actually. Good guy.

video;

[aviate]

[WALLY, PLEASE LIE BETTER. THIS IS FOR BOTH OF THEIR SAKES.]

I think I misheard that because I swear you just said the guy I room with.

video;

[runningstart]

[FUCK]

No, that's him! I mean, he checks in really often. I told him he didn't have to live with me, I didn't want to live in government housing and he was like, "Hey. You can only move out if you prove that you can handle it, and I'm gonna check in with you like every day. You better stay on the straight and narrow, kid, or I'll be haulin' yer ass right back to Florida before you can spit."

[THAT

SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE WHAT KOTETSU WOULD SAY]

video;

[aviate]

[WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE THE CHANCE TO PICK ANOTHER NAME.]

Can you not lie better?

video;

[runningstart]

[BECAUSE THE ONLY OTHER ADULT HE KNOWS WHO WOULD LIE FOR HIM IS A SUPER VILLAIN]

I'm not lying! Go ask him! [god please kotetsu check your voicemail. and if you don't please just play along]

video;

[aviate]

[WHY ARE ALL THE ADULTS IN HIS LIFE GOOD PEOPLE OR A VILLAIN.]

He's Japanese or something! He doesn't talk like that.

But fine, I will. Seriously, you better have a back up plan if this goes wrong.

video;

[runningstart]

Whatever Hal, I have people lining up down the block to be my guardian. [he does not but you better believe that story for both your sakes]

video;

[aviate]

This is what I meant about lying better! You just implied you don't have one right now.

video;

[runningstart]

I didn't imply jack! What I said is that I am a youthful delight to any and all adults who so much as look in my direction!

video;

[aviate]

I have a lie detector on me.

[True, but it has to be face to face.]

video;

[runningstart]

And I'll notice that right now it is silent. Because I'm not lying.

For crying out loud, I'm almost seventeen. [not..........really] I don't need a guardian anyway.