MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[tadeadshi]

No I'm saying your singing voice is so melodious and grand that I couldn't stand hearing anyone else sing those lyrics

[runningstart]

thats so sweet thank u

idk what his favorite restaurant is but i bet i know who would so ill go harass him

[comin ur way booster]

and ill get u a playlist to die 4

YOU LISTENED TO THE ONE I MADE 4 U RIGHT

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[khajidont]

The import convention? I sent you a pic of someone dressed up as you?

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what

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OH

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HAHASDFKJ ok that was like months ago i forgot all about it

dude u sent me one pic of a dude dressed up kinda sorta like me like that doesnt mean merch tables ok

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[khajidont]

Dude there was totally merch

I bought some

[khajidont]

Oh was it? I guess I was thinking about it

like 75% of us got young but some of us got old instead. I was just in my suit whenever I was talking to you though so nobody noticed

[khajidont]

My point is is that it's weird seeing yourself look super different

me and Traci were talking about how we probably have different versions of us that are the opposite sex and she could probably give us a switcheroo if she really wanted to but we decided it would be too weird

[you know, regular girlfriend talks]

[runningstart]

back up we will come to the sex change date offers in a minute but back it on up

u got OLD
when all those ppl were turning into kids

did u take a pic

[khajidont]

It wouldn't be a date that would be WAY too weird

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U BOUGHT MERCH OF ME R U KIDDING

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I WANNA SEE IT

[khajidont]

yeah hold on. I took tons of pics but mostly of the people who got turned into kids. Or at least the ones who kept their memories

[Attached: OLD JAIME. He's sort of making a face in it, but that's what he's working with.]

Apparently I get beardy

Also I need glasses in the future so I have that to look forward to too

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dude

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and im saying this very seriously and objectively

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but congrats

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u do not stay hideously ugly ur whole life

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[khajidont]

of course I bought it people were selling MERCH OF YOU

[Jaime thought it was delightful, unironically so.]

I'll show you when I get back home. Bart didn't get as much but he had a little too

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[runningstart]

U SHOWED HIM RIGHT

TELL ME U SHOWED HIM THAT

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[khajidont]

Uhhh not sure I think he was busy since I introduced him to his tiniest fan

She was like six and dressed up like him cuz he saved her teddy bear from a fire. It was enough to give you cavities

[khajidont]

Excuse you I have it on good authority that I am very handsome right now

[...okay, not even Traci's called him handsome. His aunt does sometimes. Score one for Jaime.]

[runningstart]

family doesnt count theyre obligated

[khajidont]

Maybe this comes as a surprise to you but I was incredibly popular at school back home

[...with his two friends]

[khajidont]

But thanks I guess? It's too weird to sorta judge yourself [he looks like his dad]

but I don't think I wound up looking too bad either

or at least not in like ten years or whatever