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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

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did you know reverse flashs name is eobard thawne?

[Not that it would mean anything special to Wally or anything. Bart knows for a fact he's never mentioned his mom's name.

... But he kind of wants to talk about this with someone.]

That poor guy. I should send him an apology gift basket.

do people do fruit baskets here?

IM DOING IT NOW god alvkajd

GOD YOURE SO ANNOYING I HATE YOU

Edited 2015-06-12 07:06 (UTC)

Because he has me?! Psh, I know. [Kid stretches out his legs in front of him and cocks his head to the side.] I'm so great and I'm basically the best sidekick anybody could ask for. He hit the freakin' jackpot with me.

better do it faster

ive discovered dick pics

oops flooded your thing with 'em

Edited 2015-06-12 07:12 (UTC)

Because he clearly has the patience of a saint. [Nevermind that he hit it right on the nose. Gogo thinks he's awesome.

She stands and stretches, still sore from running around all day.]

Come on, I believe I promised you food.

Ugggghhh, God! [And the really frustrating thing here is that Barry's right. Bart will do whatever he wants to do regardless of what people tell him and that's the worst thing about dealing with him. Wally seriously wants to clean his clock sometimes because of that shit, but he can't even get his hands on the little twerp fast enough to do so.]

Fine. Fine! I'll do whatever I can to convince Bart to stay away from that guy, you just- just watch them. Just watch. [Wally figures Barry is probably very attached to Bart; Bart makes it difficult to remain unattached in the face of his undiluted enthusiasm for attaching to people. Factoring in how annoyingly kind his own Barry is and assuming at least some of that carries over, Wally can surmise the two of them probably have a reasonably good relationship already.

But Bart's a part of Wally's life now. He's his little brother. The idea of letting Bart hang around Eobard Thawne makes Wally's skin crawl.]

...he's your Thawne. D'you think he'd ever try to use Bart to get to you?

yeah i did know that and i know hes a psycho and that uncle barry is scared of him and that should say plenty

i was gonna go find you anyway im glad you texted me first

stay away from that guy

oh yeah i mean ive heard stories and ive seen stuff on him i know hes bad like REALLY bad
like savage bad or some weird savage joker hybrid bad maybe? but i mean i KNOW just i didnt know his name until gramps told me

[There's a good twenty second pause, before Bart does what he always does and gets too frustrated and impatient to say things in any way but blunt and direct.]

but i mean theres no such thing as coincidence with us right i mean in our world and just how things work if someone has the same name then it means something even if it doesnt make sense for it to and its not like thawnes a common name its pretty obvious ive only ever heard it twice once for rf and once for my mom
my mom was a thawne or is or will be
and

dude kf i think im related to the reverse flash

[And by now, Wally should know how Bart reacts to family, no matter what universe it might be from.

Or what other family it might have killed ugh this sucks.]

uh sometimes i think

the dude is a chef tho maybe send him like a spice rack or something

[it's a damn good thing bart can't see the shock on his face because it would totally undermine what he's saying]

it doesnt matter if you are or you arent
or your mom either your mom isnt who shes related to

if this guy is anything like the thawne from back home then hes obsessed with barry and hell do anything to either kill him or become him and that means he might use you so stay away from that guy

I was going to suggest a novelty chef rack
but I think this would be more fun

[Attached photo]

OMG FORGET THAT GUY I WANT IT

GET THAT FOR *ME*

Are you even going to use them??

I'll watch like a hawk. Promise. And if anything happens and I can't stop it— you have permission to yell at me until we fix it. Or I fix it. But that won't happen so moot point.

[ Technically speaking, Barry knows very well that there's a possiblity something will happen that he can't stop. On his best days he has trouble predicting what Eobard "I Hate You, Barry Allen" Thawne will do. Add in Bart who— has his own element of unpredictability and the possibilities kind of make Barry's head spin.

He can roll with the punches and make things work but there's a tiny voice in the back of his head that cautions him and reminds him that just maybe he'll mess up and Bart will be used against him. Maybe even Wally if Eobard's feeling particularly annoying and that makes something twist in his gut. It's the same sort of thing that made him back out on the deal with him and— he really doesn't want to think about it. ]

No. Because there's no point to it. I— the reason he killed my mom is because he couldn't get me because I got whisked away about twenty blocks away from him. The only reason he kidnapped a friend is because that was his ancestor. [ He sighs. ] He knows we're related just because of the name and he knows how attached I get to people. How I'm capable of making surrogate families with what I have lying around. So he'll know I care for him but there's no— point in using Bart to get to me.

Especially when I'm in the same house as him. All he has to do is murder me in my sleep, way less effort for him.

[Attached: IMG.]

Do you think I would die if I ate this

khaji seems to think so he hasn't shut up about my sodium intake since we went on the road cause there hasn't been time for more than jerky and chips but look at how disgustingly majestic that is

khaji is a buzzkill and its ur civic duty to eat that and find out exactly how lethal it is

I don't think I can do it man. That picture didn't do it justice

Oh my god you did! [Kid jumps up and brushes off his legs, gathering all his garbage and shoving it into an overstuffed trash can nearby.] You're my favorite. Have I told you that? Of everybody here, you are my favorite.

its congealed parts has congealed parts

I have failed as an American

you have

seriously dude ur even from TEXAS like im embarrassed for u

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