MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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kits

wait a minute what species are our babies

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[maglevflash]

If I tell you they're not human does that mean we're getting divorced?

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[runningstart]

no im not racist i have alien friends
an alien friend

idk maybe martian manhunter counts but hes more like a really quiet scary guy who stares at us than a friend

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[runningstart]

oh but kaldur also although hes not alien hes atlantean

and sb??? sb probably counts hes part alien dna

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[maglevflash]

You know I have no idea who they are, right?

What about M'gann?

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[runningstart]

wow u cant just ASK if someone is an alien gogo

GEEZ

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[maglevflash]

I was extrapolating. 8I

Our children are feline, btw. Welcome to catdadom.

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[runningstart]

oh

oh man
babe im sorry i gotta like
theres this thing outta town i gotta take care of

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[maglevflash]

Oh I see how it is.

The first sign of real responsibility and you flake.

...
are you allergic?

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[runningstart]

no i just prefer dogs

i dont like 2 work for my affection i want it showered upon me whenever i ask for it

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[maglevflash]

Doesn't explain why you're friends with me, then.

I can't do dogs. Don't spend enough time at home. Wouldn't be fair.

[runningstart]

ok fine i guess if u wanna be RESPONSIBLE about it

[maglevflash]

I would rather not have to figure out how to get pee out of my carpet cause I can't be home to let it outside.

[runningstart]

doggie diapers

[maglevflash]

omg what? no