MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[maglevflash]

You're impossible.

Barry was affected after everyone woke up from the dreams. The paranoia.

[runningstart]

ohhhhh and he got all aggressive on you huh
thats
weird

but i see that ur not mortally wounded so im glad to hear he wasnt too bad
i dunno what im gonna do with that boy

[maglevflash]

Only a little.
He thought he was protecting Impulse. Can't blame the guy.

So instead I'm going to forgive him the hard way. Terrible souvenirs and teasing him relentlessly. So far it's working.

Is he always that desperately endearing when apologizing?

[runningstart]

yes.

[runningstart]

all the time

ALL. THE TIME.

[maglevflash]

I'd say sorry about your fam, but
It's really stupidly adorable
He's like a puppy

A sad puppy that just wants to make friends

How could anyone be angry at him? Ever?

[Gogo no, he's older than you. Stop comparing Barry to small helpless animals.]

[runningstart]

its really easy to get angry at him believe me

just wait until he gets preachy

[maglevflash]

Oh god, he's one of Those?

What in the world does he get preachy about?

[runningstart]

anything that catches his attention i guess

mostly about how i dont know anything

[maglevflash]

But you don't not know anything.

[She has SO MANY conflicting images of Barry right now. Which is the true Barry?? This is what happens when he has gossipy relatives.]

[runningstart]

what the heck is
that double negative is weirding me out

are you defending me or insulting me

[maglevflash]

Now would I insult you?

[runningstart]

YOURE DEFINITELY INSULTING ME

fine tomago fine i see how it is

[maglevflash]

What are you gonna do, huh?

[runningstart]

u dont wanna tempt me

ask tadashi show you his office

[maglevflash]

[Sometime after doing just that.]

I hope you don't think that's supposed to scare me.
I've been to college.

[runningstart]

thats just a brochure

besides my pranks come with party favors
im sure tasha will get a lot of use out of his

[maglevflash]

...
what

[She suddenly feels like she's missing half a prank. Tadashi, you didn't tell her about your new friend.]

You don't want to start a prank war.

[runningstart]

no YOU DONT WANT TO START A PRANK WAR

YOU COME INTO MY!! HOUSE!!!!

[maglevflash]

What are you going to do? Short sheet my bed?

[runningstart]

nope

im not gonna say anything more about it

u will know when it happens

[maglevflash]

So intimidating.