MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[maglevflash]

Friends of mine apparently planned this huge roadtrip to Disney
I was recruited to drive

We're going to check out this place called San Francisco while we're out there
I don't believe it's a real city

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its real thats where i was when u were fighting the blob

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[maglevflash]

It's supposed to be San Fransokyo

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how the heck do u pronounce that

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[maglevflash]

San Fran So Kee-o

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hmm
yeah we dont have that back home either

just more san francisco

if it makes u feel better my hometown isnt here either

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[maglevflash]

that's actually rather lousy for both of us

guess it does though. It's not just me missing it

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yeah it sucks

its lonely

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[maglevflash]

[It takes her several minutes to respond to that one.]

yeah but at least we're not alone, right?

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yeah thats tru

i met some poor guy the other day who showed up all by himself nobody who knows him

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[maglevflash]

shit

anything I can do to help?

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[runningstart]

what

oh nah it wasnt like dire or anything and i gave him my number so like at least he has one person he can call

its fine

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[maglevflash]

Well, let me know if something comes up

god knows I know how it is to be in over my head

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im gonna write his number on a bathroom stall hes gonna have tons of new friends soon

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[maglevflash]

That poor guy. I should send him an apology gift basket.

do people do fruit baskets here?

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uh sometimes i think

the dude is a chef tho maybe send him like a spice rack or something

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[maglevflash]

I was going to suggest a novelty chef rack
but I think this would be more fun

[Attached photo]

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OMG FORGET THAT GUY I WANT IT

GET THAT FOR *ME*

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[maglevflash]

Are you even going to use them??

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im insulted that u think i wouldnt

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[maglevflash]

Didn't think you had the patience to cook.

[She is most certainly getting it for him now. Even if she has to order it online. Souvenir from the internet.]

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NOW IM *REALLY* INSULTED

HOW DARE U
DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF UNCULTURED SWINE I COOK EVERY DAY

mac n cheese
hot pockets
pizza rolls

pop tarts

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[maglevflash]

[She is taking a moment to screenshot these texts so that she always has them. This is who she's friended.]

do you want me to find the set and then just replace the unnecessary things with stuff like bacon bits and cheese powder?

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omg u feel me lets get married

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[maglevflash]

I'm afraid I'm already married to my work, sorry to disappoint